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Trump News: What You Read On Social Media Vs. The Truth
We've collected and summarized all the news you should know, so you can stay informed and have more time to think of better 'golden shower' puns.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- January 13, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/17/17)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to build pyramids out of sand.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- January 12, 2017
This Millennial Rant Deserves A Trophy For Being Most Wrong
At the risk of being a sensitive, self-entitled snowflake, allow me to explore how this random middle-aged man didn't 'perfectly explain' anything.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 12, 2017
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/10/17)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to decipher a 'Westworld' timeline.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- January 10, 2017
6 Pros And Cons Of Going To Protest The Inauguration
Despite my being a big ol libtard / feminazi / whatever the four young conservatives are calling us these days, I had a bit of an internal debate about going to this protest.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- January 08, 2017
5 Huge (And Under-Reported) Problems With Trump's Cabinet
We're about to have the Legion Of Doom running this country. And we aren't talking about the awesomely spiked tag team of wrestling fame.
- By Nimby Smith
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- January 08, 2017
Russia Hacked Your Facebook Feed: Here's How
I don't know if Russia 'hacked' the election. But they did find a backdoor entrance to hack our democracy.
- By Robert Evans
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- January 05, 2017
Marvel Called The Rise Of Trump (Nearly 10 Years Ago)
Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- January 04, 2017
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/3/17)
We're not sure how to tell you this, but while you were off having a holiday, the news kept happening. And happening.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- January 03, 2017
9 Stories That Were Huge (And Immediately Forgotten) In 2016
These are the shiny dangling keys of 2016.
- By Diana Cook
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- December 30, 2016
12 2016 Headlines That Would Have Sounded Insane 5 Years Ago
Check out these ridiculous, real headlines from the past year, and imagine telling them to yourself at the beginning of 2016.
- By Ian Fortey
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- December 29, 2016
5 Reasons Fake News Killed Facts In 2016
How did we get caught up in this sewage of fake news?
- By David Christopher Bell
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- December 23, 2016
5 Huge (But Underreported) Problems With Trump's Wall
It's our responsibility as Americans to delve into the details of his absurd anti-immigration strategy and expose the utter nonsense of it all.
- By Justin Crockett
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- December 21, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/20/16)
Keeping up with the news is like going to the mall on December 20. It's frantic, you can never find what you're looking for, and there's always someone screaming.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- December 20, 2016
Why Smart People Support Trump (And Why They’re Wrong)
I'm going to reach back in time to have a bitter but productive debate with the 1999 'Fight Club really speaks to me!' Republican version of myself.
- By David Wong
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- December 19, 2016
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