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Reminder: Captain America, Jack Kirby, and Stan Lee Have Always Been 'Woke'
From the day he socked a dictator, Cap has always been woke.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Companies Behaving Worse Than Ever
Out of terrible companies these are the cream of the crap.
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- By Maggie Maxwell
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Idaho Lawmakers Heard Pitch About Taking Over 3/4 of Neighbor Oregon, Potentially Parts of California and Washington
Idaho may someday become a lot greater -- literally.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Reminder: You're More Likely To Be Struck By Lightning Than Get A Blood Clot From The Johnson & Johnson Jab
Plus, dissecting the birth control parallel.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Baffling Times Movies And TV Predicted Real Life
Some art gets tired of imitating life and calls its shot.
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- By Dory Greenberg
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Kayaker Stranded On Scottish Isle Without Paddle
Uh oh ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Massive Snake Spotted in Frick Park
This is not a dirty joke, we promise.
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Gross Facts About The Food You Probably Eat Every Day
Apparently, it takes a farm’s worth of cows to make a burger.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Hacking The Vote For Homecoming Queen: 5 Extremely 2021 Crimes
We are living in the golden age of magnificently idiotic crime sprees.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Kansas Lawmaker Reportedly Called Officer That Arrested Him 'Donut Boy'
Yikes.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Disney Says They Made Working 'Star Wars' Lightsaber, Sets Opening Date For Disneyland Avengers Campus
That's definitely not dangerous at all ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Shkreli Awards: The Most Egregious Cases of Health Care Profiteering and Dysfunction in the COVID Era
When the well-being of patients is just an afterthought to the lining of pockets, this kind of s#!t happens.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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'Bridgerton's' Regé-Jean Page Reportedly Lost Role In 'Superman' TV Series Because He's Black
Here's what you need to know about these concerning allegations.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Pickle-Ranch Pizza Is Apparently A Thing, And It Is Cursed As Hell
Pineapple, you've got some competition.
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Oddball Now-You-Know Facts About Movies, Science, And More
Et tu, Tom Hanks?
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- By Andrea Meno
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