Cracked Archive - News

How President Trump Has Ruined Comedy

I wish I could just do stupid jokes again.

By Daniel O'Brien
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October 26, 2017

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/31/17)

The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares.

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By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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October 26, 2017

Regal's Dynamic Ticket Fees Could Cause A Class Divide

Regal Cinemas is trying out a demand-based pricing structure ... which sounds like it could be a pretty terrible idea for everyone.

By Tim Hawkman, Lydia Bugg
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October 26, 2017

Sophia The Terrifying Robot Gained Citizenship

This Hanson Robotics android threatened to destroy humanity, appeared on Jimmy Fallon's show, and is likely a psychopath. She's going to be our next president.

By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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October 26, 2017

News Anchors Try Carolina Reaper Pepper And It's Pure Art

This video is one of the greatest performance art pieces of all time.

By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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October 26, 2017

What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (11/1/17)

What crazy conspiracy theory is the internet up in arms about now?

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By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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October 25, 2017

The Sad Reason So Many Horror Directors Become Hacks

When a horror director makes a string of subpar movies, fans are usually quick to cry out in agony,

By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
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October 25, 2017

Amazon Key Couriers Could Get Lured Into Elaborate Traps

The Amazon Key is the prefect delivery system for agoraphobic serial killers.

By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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October 25, 2017

What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (10/28/2017)

NO. STOP IT. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE.

By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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October 25, 2017

Janet Jackson & The NFL Prove Victim-Blaming Is Relentless

Big congratulations are in order for Justin Timberlake, as we've finally overcome inequality in the world, so he's allowed to perform again at the Superbowl Halftime Show!