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Trump News: What You Read On Social Media Vs. The Truth

We've collected and summarized all the news you should know, so you can stay informed and have more time to think of better 'golden shower' puns.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/17/17)

Keeping up with the news is like trying to build pyramids out of sand.

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This Millennial Rant Deserves A Trophy For Being Most Wrong

At the risk of being a sensitive, self-entitled snowflake, allow me to explore how this random middle-aged man didn't 'perfectly explain' anything.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/10/17)

Keeping up with the news is like trying to decipher a 'Westworld' timeline.

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6 Pros And Cons Of Going To Protest The Inauguration

Despite my being a big ol libtard / feminazi / whatever the four young conservatives are calling us these days, I had a bit of an internal debate about going to this protest.

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5 Huge (And Under-Reported) Problems With Trump's Cabinet

We're about to have the Legion Of Doom running this country. And we aren't talking about the awesomely spiked tag team of wrestling fame.

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Russia Hacked Your Facebook Feed: Here's How

I don't know if Russia 'hacked' the election. But they did find a backdoor entrance to hack our democracy.

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Marvel Called The Rise Of Trump (Nearly 10 Years Ago)

Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/3/17)

We're not sure how to tell you this, but while you were off having a holiday, the news kept happening. And happening.

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9 Stories That Were Huge (And Immediately Forgotten) In 2016

These are the shiny dangling keys of 2016.

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12 2016 Headlines That Would Have Sounded Insane 5 Years Ago

Check out these ridiculous, real headlines from the past year, and imagine telling them to yourself at the beginning of 2016.

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5 Reasons Fake News Killed Facts In 2016

How did we get caught up in this sewage of fake news?

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5 Huge (But Underreported) Problems With Trump's Wall

It's our responsibility as Americans to delve into the details of his absurd anti-immigration strategy and expose the utter nonsense of it all.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/20/16)

Keeping up with the news is like going to the mall on December 20. It's frantic, you can never find what you're looking for, and there's always someone screaming.

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Why Smart People Support Trump (And Why They’re Wrong)

I'm going to reach back in time to have a bitter but productive debate with the 1999 'Fight Club really speaks to me!' Republican version of myself.

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