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Crowd-Pleasing Twists In Big-Time Scandals
Sometimes life manages a satisfying narrative arc.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Blair Dodge, Fred Pope, Markos Hasiotis
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86 Why The U.S. Housing Market Is An Unaffordable Nightmare
Even though we don't technically have a housing shortage. (Just an AFFORDABLE housing shortage.)
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- By Kelly Stone
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Coronavirus Side Stories That Prove This Entire Crisis Is Weird AF
We read the news today, oh boy.
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- By Mark Hill
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Airlines Are Letting Greed (And Coronovirus Panic) Kill Off The Spirit Of Aviation
Look out! It's a g-g-g-g-greedy airline!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Unexpected (Positive) Aspects Of Tragic Events
Like nature's consolation prize.
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- By Kelly Stone
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There Are A Bunch Of Questions About Kim Gordon's Super Tuesday PSA
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Most Badass Things People Have Done For Their Pets
This is how you treat man's best friend.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Mike Bedard, Diego C., Roman Odarenko
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People, We Need To Wash Our Hands To Stop Spreading Coronavirus (Not All The Other Stupid Crap You're Doing)
It’s trendy to have coronavirus right now, but if someone offers it to you, just say no.
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- By Luis Prada
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'Extreme' Political Viewpoints (That Really Aren't)
Progressive policies actually work quite well in the rest of the world.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Hilarious Ways Drones Are Doing Good (Seriously)
See? Sometimes drones can be good.
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- By Kelly Stone
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Costco Food Courts Go Behind A Paywall March 16th: So Long Cheap Hotdogs, Non-Members
There's a lot of great memories attached to the Costco food court, and that's all about to go behind a paywall.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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IKEA Is Producing Weird Audio Porn Now
Slam your genitals in as many consenting drawers as you want, but don't pretend it's making them cleaner.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The 5 Most Garbage Democrats In Congress
Just look at these asses.
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- By Cedric Voets
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If Your Significant Other Needs A McDonald's Scented Candle, Now's The Time
To those about to beef: We salute you.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Burger King Is Embracing Mold Now
There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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