Cracked Archive - News
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance?? We may never know.
- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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- December 01, 2017
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- December 01, 2017
On the Mt. Rushmore of '80s cartoons sit four heads: Optimus Prime, Cobra Commander, Lion-O, and He-Man.
- By Tim Hawkman
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- December 01, 2017
This looks like an act of desperation.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- December 01, 2017
For all I know, this is an excellent book ...
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- December 01, 2017
We're finally getting it. A Pokemon movie based on a Pokemon game ... a game you've never heard of.
- By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
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- November 30, 2017
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 30, 2017
Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait.
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- November 30, 2017
The 'Avengers: Infinity War' trailer just came out. So let's rejoice about that for a bit.
- By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
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- November 29, 2017
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 29, 2017
I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- November 29, 2017
Marvel Studios has done the impossible.
- By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada
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- November 28, 2017
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 28, 2017
The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- November 28, 2017
The New York Times wrote an article profiling a Nazi this weekend, and man, did that not go over well.
- By Tim Hawkman, Ian Fortey
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- November 27, 2017
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