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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now?(12/1/17)
What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now?(12/1/17)

Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance?? We may never know.

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The 6 Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 12/1
The 6 Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 12/1

We follow the news, so you don't have to.

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David Goyer Is Too Broody For The Awesomeness That Is He-Man
David Goyer Is Too Broody For The Awesomeness That Is He-Man

On the Mt. Rushmore of '80s cartoons sit four heads: Optimus Prime, Cobra Commander, Lion-O, and He-Man.

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An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame?
An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame?

This looks like an act of desperation.

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The Book That Won The 'Bad Sex In Fiction' Award
The Book That Won The 'Bad Sex In Fiction' Award

For all I know, this is an excellent book ...

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'Detective Pikachu' Isn't A Pokemon Movie (And That's Good)
'Detective Pikachu' Isn't A Pokemon Movie (And That's Good)

We're finally getting it. A Pokemon movie based on a Pokemon game ... a game you've never heard of.

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Drone Footage Shows Chill Shark Swimming Near Chill People
Drone Footage Shows Chill Shark Swimming Near Chill People

Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait.

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The 'Infinity War' Trailer Is Great, So Were These 6 Others
The 'Infinity War' Trailer Is Great, So Were These 6 Others

The 'Avengers: Infinity War' trailer just came out. So let's rejoice about that for a bit.

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Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity.
Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity.

Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.

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Sorry Katy Perry: Scientists Warn Glitter Is A Global Threat
Sorry Katy Perry: Scientists Warn Glitter Is A Global Threat

I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.

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Marvel's Teaser Trailer Is An Ad For An Ad, Made Up Of Ads
Marvel's Teaser Trailer Is An Ad For An Ad, Made Up Of Ads

Marvel Studios has done the impossible.

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Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential
Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential

What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.

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Prisons Ban Shakespearean Love Sonnets But Allow Mein Kampf
Prisons Ban Shakespearean Love Sonnets But Allow Mein Kampf

The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.

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The One Good Thing That Could Come From The NYT Nazi Piece
The One Good Thing That Could Come From The NYT Nazi Piece

The New York Times wrote an article profiling a Nazi this weekend, and man, did that not go over well.

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