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Why The New York Times Opinion Section Is So Bad
What gives?
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- By Adam Wears
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125 Mr. Peanut Is Dead, Long Live Mr. Peanut
Nothing like a salty snack to remind you that death awaits us all.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Dumb Courtroom Sketches: The Impeachment Coverage We Deserve
They are, appropriately, stupid and surreal.
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- By Luis Prada
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It's Raining Iguanas In Florida Because, Well... Florida
Like much of Florida, it's alarming but harmless.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Temper Tantrums That Spiraled Out of Control
Telling a child 'no' comes with inherent risks.
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- By Mary Claire Potts
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The Space Force's Jungle Camo Uniforms Really Suck
Perfect for hiding behind space trees.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Absurdly Petty Abuses Of Power By The Cops
All Cops Are Babies
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- By Adam Wears
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The Game Of Thrones Prequel Is (Probably Not) Coming in 2022
Don't get your hopes up.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The First Living Robots Are Some 'Jurassic Park' BS
Long live Frogbot.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Here's Why Bernie Sanders And Elizabeth Warren Are Fighting
Can anti-war candidates go to war? It sure seems like they just did.
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- By Adam Wears
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The Horny Tortoise Who Saved His Species Is A Fraud
All hail tortoise sex god E5!
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- By Luis Prada
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5 'Ugh' Trump Stories The News Totally Forgot About
We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.
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- By E.M. Caris
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Sorry Texas, But No One Needs To Learn Cursive Ever Again
Let's bring back the telegraph while we're at it.
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- By Luis Prada
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Medical Marijuana Is Apparently A Joke To Ohio Football Fans
Bad marijuana is not a good solution to bad football.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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What The Wienermobile Says About The Modern Economy
You need a degree to drive a hot dog because that's where we're at.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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