I wish I could just do stupid jokes again.
The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares.
Regal Cinemas is trying out a demand-based pricing structure ... which sounds like it could be a pretty terrible idea for everyone.
This Hanson Robotics android threatened to destroy humanity, appeared on Jimmy Fallon's show, and is likely a psychopath. She's going to be our next president.
This video is one of the greatest performance art pieces of all time.
What crazy conspiracy theory is the internet up in arms about now?
When a horror director makes a string of subpar movies, fans are usually quick to cry out in agony,
The Amazon Key is the prefect delivery system for agoraphobic serial killers.
NO. STOP IT. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE.
Big congratulations are in order for Justin Timberlake, as we've finally overcome inequality in the world, so he's allowed to perform again at the Superbowl Halftime Show!
Ugh, why don't I get free weed when I order from Amazon?
Dora the Explorer is getting that gritty, live-action reboot we've all hoped and dreamed for.
Word around social media circles is that Taco Bell might soon be releasing something called the Chocoladilla.
This panda is outta control!
The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses.