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Here Are 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (5/7/17)
At no cost whatsoever, we are providing these completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- May 07, 2017
How History's Villains Always Get Their Comeuppance
Dear Kay Ivey: The internet never forgets.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- May 06, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/9/17)
The news outlets are the Tamagotchis of the new millennium.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- May 04, 2017
6 Underreported Reasons Why The NY Times Totally Sucks
Not to sound like Trump, but there are actually several reasons to harbor a strong dislike for the 'NYT.'
- By Mark Hill
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- May 04, 2017
A 10th Grader Explains The Civil War To Donald Trump
I feel like Lincoln was bad at his job. Couldn't he have just, like, given the South a Pepsi?
- By Katie Goldin
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- May 01, 2017
A Zero B.S. Guide To American Healthcare
Why the hell is it so difficult to make major changes to the healthcare system in America?
- By Charles Gaba
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- May 01, 2017
Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (4/30/17)
At no cost whatsoever, here are some completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 30, 2017
Why The Fyre Festival Attendees Should've Seen It Coming
What music fan with $12,000 to spare wouldn't jump at the chance to drop that on a chance to see Ja Rule? Ja Rule!
- By Ian Fortey
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- April 29, 2017
5 Deeply Embarrassing Things The News Keeps Doing
Our ability to share massive amounts of information also means we can share massive amounts of garbage.
- By Jordan Breeding, Jesse Ward
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- April 28, 2017
How Do You Make A Public Apology? Not Like This
Hey, Jesse Watters. Blowjob mic guy. Can I call you Blowjob Mike? Cool.
- By Katie Goldin
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- April 27, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/2/17)
Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 27, 2017
Simply Staggering Facts About The Opioid Epidemic
Pharmaceutical companies make Walter White look like an amateur.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 26, 2017
6 Historical Hoaxes That Are Too Stupid Even For 2017
The concept of fake news isn't entirely fake.
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- April 26, 2017
The Terrifying Shortage Nobody Is Talking About
America is running out of poison.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- April 23, 2017
Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (4/23/17)
You're welcome for making you a much more interesting person to the people screaming obscenities at you on Xbox.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 23, 2017
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