Cracked Archive - News

Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.

• By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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• November 29, 2017

I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.

• By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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• November 29, 2017

Marvel Studios has done the impossible.

• By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada
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• November 28, 2017

What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.

• By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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• November 28, 2017

The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.

• By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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• November 28, 2017

The New York Times wrote an article profiling a Nazi this weekend, and man, did that not go over well.

• By Tim Hawkman, Ian Fortey
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• November 27, 2017

I wake up every day a blank slate.

• By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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• November 27, 2017

We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.

• By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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• November 27, 2017

This is a news genre that normalizes tragedy, papering over economic flaws and pathetic gaps in social services by looking up 'inspiring' in the thesaurus.

• By Mark Hill
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• November 25, 2017

Completely true facts to spice up your small talk game.

• By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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• November 25, 2017

It's that time of year again!

• By CRACKED Staff, Katie Goldin
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• November 24, 2017

We follow the news, so you don't have to.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• November 24, 2017

There's a big, glaring weakness with this plant technology, if we are to use them in a wartime scenario ...

• By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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• November 22, 2017

What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?

• By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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• November 22, 2017

KFC needs to lay off the herbs and spices.

• By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada
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• November 22, 2017