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Honest Headlines: 15 Thoroughly Unprofessional Headings

By:: Eli Yudin

May 04, 2021

Honest Headlines: 15 Thoroughly Unprofessional Headings

Here to remove all that pesky professionalism from journalism.

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Honest Headlines The Washington Post Democracy Dies in Darkess Technology Bill and Melinda Gates, who run one of the world's largest philanthropies, plan to divorce after 27 years The Gateses will continue to run their foundation, one of the world's largest, divorce. Listen to article 1 min The Washington Post Democracy Dies — Source: Washington Post

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Honest Headlines The Washington Post Democracy Dies in Darkness Live updates Apple takes its fight with Epic Games over the App Store to court Latest: We finally know how much Epic Games paid for free and exclusive titles on its Epic Games Store The biggest antitrust trial involving a technology giant in more than two decades Monday Listen to article min The Washington Post Democracy Dies in Darkness Live updates Apple tells Epic Games to 1v1 them, coward Latest: We finally know how much Epic Games paid for free and exclusive titles on its Epic Games Store The biggest antitrust trial involving a technology — Source: Washington Post

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen South Dakota governor expecting big tourism summer 2 hours ago AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Disappointment incoming for South Dakota governor 2 hours ago CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen US VOWS again to ban menthol flavor in cigarettes, cigars By MATTHEW PERRONE April 29, 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Problem with cigarettes is that delicious taste By MATTHEW PERRONE April 29, 2021 CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines CNN World How Neanderthal DNA from cave dirt is revealing details about how early humans lived By Katie Hunt, CNN Updated 6:24 AM ET, Mon May 3, 2021 CNN World Scientists confirm, cavemen *** on ground By Katie Hunt, CNN Updated 6:24 AM ET, Mon May 3, 2021 CRACKED — Source: CNN

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Public transit hopes to win back riders after crushing year By HOPE YEN, CHRISTOPHER WEBER, SOPHIA TAREEN and DAVID PORTER yesterday AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Buses think people were taking them for fun, I guess?? By HOPE YEN. CHRISTOPHER WEBER, SOPHIA TAREEN and DAVID PORTER yesterday GRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Amazon's profit more than triples as pandemic boom continues By JOSEPH PISANI April 29. 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen EAT #$%@, PEASANTS By JOSEPH PISANI April 29. 2021 CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Vegas hitting jackpot as pandemic-weary visitors crowd back By KEN RITTER May 1, 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Vegas visitors make the ultimate wager By KEN RITTER May 1. 2021 CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Virus, technology, unrest make stressful year for teachers By ACACIA CORONADO and KANTELE FRANKO yesterday AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Dealing with 14-year olds for 8 hours a day somehow gets worse By ACACIA CORONADO and KANTELE FRANKO yesterday CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines CNN World LIVE TV SPACE'S NEXT CHAPTER Hubble spies rare giant star battling against self- destruction By Ashley Strickland, CNN Updated 2:37 PM ET, Mon May 3, 2021 CNN World LIVE TV SPACE'S NEXT CHAPTER Even Stars Are Depressed By Ashley Strickland, CNN 1 Updated 2:37 PM ET, Mon May 3, 2021 CRACKED.COM — Source: CNN

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Honest Headlines The Washington Dost Democracy Dies in Darkness Tech Consumer Tech Future of Transportation Innovations Internet Culture Space Tech Technology Video is SO 2020. Now Instagram, Facebook and Twitter are going all in on audio Instagram is introducing a feature to allow people to turn off video and mute Live broadcasts, adding another competitor for early leader Clubhouse Listen to article min The Washington Post Democracy Dies in Darkness Tech Consumer Tech Future of Transportation Innovations Internet Culture Space Tech Instagram, Facebook, Twitter developing way for cellphone users to call each other Instagram is introducing a feature to allow — Source: Washington Post

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Germany cancels Oktoberfest for 2nd year over virus fears By DAVID RISING today AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Huge Beer Glass industry in shambles By DAVID RISING today CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Egyptian mummy was a pregnant woman, not a male priest By MONIKA SCISLOWSKA April 29, 2021 WARSAW Poland (AP) Polish researchers examining an Lancient AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Shocking new development in scientists' discovery of World's Fattest Mummy By MONIKA SCISLOWSKA April 29, 2021 GRACKED.CO GOM - Polish researchers examining an and — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Researchers release endangered snakes in Louisiana forest today MEMPHIS.Tenn.(AP) Researchers with the Memphis Zoo have AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen WHAT THE F K IS THAT?! exclaim Louisiana mice today GRACKED.COM - Researchers with the Memphis Zoo — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Alabama to allow night hunting of feral hogs, coyotes yesterday MONTGOMERY Ala APY maling Ohunt AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Alabama hunter accidentally shoots my ex-wife yesterday CRACKED COM -Alabama is making is easier to Ir — Source: AP

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