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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Americans update their closets as they emerge from pandemic By ANNE D'INNOCENZIO yesterday AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Americans buy new jeans after eating like feral pigs for over a year By ANNE D'INNOCENZIO yesterday CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Pixar's 'Soul' wins best animated feature Academy Award By JONATHAN LANDRUM Jr. today AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics y Video Listen Old people f *king love jazz By JONATHAN LANDRUM Jr. today CRACKED.CON

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Honest Headlines The Ncw ork Times Oscars 2021> Best and Worst Moments 'Nomadland' Makes History Winners Anthony Hopkins Accepts Osca; Paying Tribute to Chadwick Boseman At 83 years of age I did not expect to get this award, Che NEW lork Times Oscars 2021 Best and Worst Moments 'Nomadland' Makes

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Honest Headlines CNN politics LIVE TV The Supreme Court's conservatives may have the votes to expand Second Amendment rights By Joan Biskupic, CNN legal analyst & Supreme Court biographer Updated 2:28 PM ET, Mon April 26, 2021 CNN politics LIVE TV Problem with guns is lack of guns, says Supreme

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Tesla CEO Elon Musk adding SNL hosting job to his to-do list April 24, 2021 AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Saturday Night Live booker heavily invested in Dogecoin April 24, 2021 CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines MARKETSNOW A vaccine maker ruined 15 million doses. Its CEO sold $11 million of stock before that was public By Chris Isidore, CNN Business Updated 1:02 PM ET, Mon April 26, 2021 MARKETSNOW CLOSE CALL: CEO almost loses money for being bad at their job By Chris Isidore,

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Apple's iPhone privacy clampdown arrives after 7-month delay By MICHAEL LIEDTKE 5 minutes ago AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen After 7 months, Apple done downloading everyone's data By MICHAEL LIEDTKE 5 minutes ago CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Alabama, Mississippi mark Confederate Memorial Day today AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Alabama, Mississippi continue to be Alabama, Mississippi today CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Student's Snapchat profanity leads to high court speech case By MARK SHERMAN 2 hours ago AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Supreme Court apparently not that busy, I guess By MARK SHERMAN 2 hours ago CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Biggest space station crowd in decade after SpaceX arrival By MARCIA DUNN yesterday AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Astronauts did not work this f* **cking hard to still have roommates By MARCIA DUNN yesterday CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Kanye West sneakers fetch record $1.8M at private sale By MARK KENNEDY today AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Buyer pays $1.8 million to smell Kanye West's feet By MARK KENNEDY today CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Academy Awards television audience plummets to 9.85 million 21 minutes ago AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Watching millionaires hand each other little men made of gold inexplicably not everyone's highest priority right now 21 minutes ago CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen JetBlue to offer flights from Milwaukee to East Coast April 24, 2021 AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen JetBlue steps up, helps people escape Milwaukee April 24, 2021 CRACKED.cO

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