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Who Chose Lena Dunham To Represent Millennial Women?

Every time Lena Dunham makes a mistake, the world collectively turns to all Millennial women and says, 'Well, what do you have to say for her?'


Somehow 'Plantation Weddings' Are Still A Thing

There is apparently some confusion about the difference between remembering the past and celebrating it.


What Happened This Week (In 2017)

With so many news sources shouting for your attention, it's hard to figure out what's truly important.


The Rock Has Terrible Taste In Films (But We Still Love Him)

Dwayne Johnson is the B-movie action here we need today.


Who Is The Culprit Behind The Sephora Eyeshadow Caper?

Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack.


Set Your Ovens To 420: There's A Cheetos Turkey Recipe

The jig is up: Reynolds knows we're all going to be absolutely baked this Thanksgiving.


Justice League Proves DC Learned Nothing From Suicide Squad

I would rather see Zack Snyder's 'Justice League' than whatever Frankenstein monster the stitched-together Zack Snyder / Joss Whedon 'Justice League' has turned out to be.


Designer Pasta Means Rich People Have Run Out Of Ideas

I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet.


The ACLU Should Use Truck Nuts As A Free Speech Precedent

I'm not some kind of fancy city lawyer, but if you can apply this law to a bumper sticker, what of truck nuts?


We Fantasy Cast The New Mario Bros, You're Welcome, Nintendo

We feel that we can do Mario justice.


Affleck Seems To Think It's Ok To Joke About Harassment Now

Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience.


What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now (11/19/2017)

Sexy comes in many different, subjective flavors.


The 6 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/14/17)

We follow the news, so you don't have to.


How To Keep The 'LOTR' Series From Being An Expensive Flop

Amazon just paid half of all the money in the world to get the right to Lord of the Rings .


Are Gorillas Using Tinder Now? Spoilers: No, They're Not

As adorable as this video is, it's important to remember that gorilla body language doesn't always translate well to humans.