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Honest Headlines: 15 Bits of News, Chopped and Screwed

By:: Eli Yudin

June 15, 2021

Honest Headlines: 15 Bits of News, Chopped and Screwed

Writing the quiet parts out loud!

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Workers push back against hospitals requiring COVID vaccines By JUAN A. LOZANO and BRIAN MELLEY an hour ago TURN AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Hospital workers fight for right to make people sick By JUAN A. LOZANO and BRIAN MELLEY an hour ago GRACKED.CO — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Ferrari enters luxury fashion, targeting uninitiated youth By COLLEEN BARRY today AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Meet the Heelys that go 200 mph By COLLEEN BARRY today CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen McDonald's latest company to be hit by a data breach By MICHELLE CHAPMAN June 11, 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen UH OH: The hamburglar learned to hack By MICHELLE CHAPMAN June 11. 2021 GRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines The Washington Dost Democracy Dies in Darkness National 2020 was the deadliest gun violence year in decades. So far, 2021 is worse. The Washington Dost Democracy Dies in Darkness National Strategy of nothing proves ineffective against gun violence GRACKED.COM — Source: Washington Post

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen To curb drug prices, Democrats still seeking a balance By RICARDO ALONSO-ZALDIVAR June 12, 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Democrats seek balance between helping people and changing nothing By RICARDO ALONSO-ZALDIVAR June 12, 2021 CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines The Washington Dost Democracy Dies in Darkness Tech Consumer Tech Future of Transportation Innovations Internet Culture Spac Internet Culture Can astrology make sense of cryptocurrency? Maren Altman and million TikTok followers think so. Listen to article 7 min The Washington Post Democracy Dies in Darkness Tech Consumer Tech Future of Transportation Innovations Internet Culture Spac Internet Culture Curious about cryptocurrency but concerned there's not enough bull#%$% involved? CRACKED.CO rticle 7 min .COM — Source: Washington Post

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Winning auction bid to fly in space with Jeff Bezos: $28M By MARCIA DUNN June 12, 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen World's most expensive awkward conversation sells for $28M By MARCIA DUNN June 12, 2021 CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Panic attacks highlight stress at shelters for migrant kids By JULIE WATSON, AMY TAXIN and ADRIANA GOMEZ LICON 57 minutes ago AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Kids separated from parents and put in cages seem pretty stressed out By JULIE WATSON, AMY TAXIN and ADRIANA GOMEZ LICON 57 minutes ago GRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Amazon now says remote work OK 2 days a week June 10, 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen See, we care about SOME employees! says Amazon June 10. 2021 CRACKED — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines The Washington Dost Democracy Dies in Darkness Coronavirus infections dropping where people are vaccinated, rising where they are not, Post analysis finds The Washington Dost Democracy Dies in Darkness + Health We are running out of ways to write this article you %&$#ing idiots GRACKED.COM — Source: Washington Post

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen End of an era: American will drop its in-flight magazine June 11. 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Entire plane reads safety manual repeatedly until they can turn phones on June 11. 2021 CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Yellowstone National Park unveils automated electric cars June 10, 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Reconnect with nature with the help of a bunch of tiny robots driving around June 10, 2021 CRACKED COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Thinner Mints: Girl Scouts have millions of unsold cookies By DEE-ANN DURBIN today AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Hungry raccoons plan ultimate heist By DEE-ANN DURBIN today CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Biden says very gracious' queen `reminded me of my mother' By KELVIN CHAN. JONATHAN LEMIRE and DARLENE SUPERVILLE Yesterday AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Super old white lady similar to other super old white lady By KELVIN CHAN. JONATHAN LEMIRE and DARLENE SUPERVILLE yesterday CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen New hiking trail app designed to help avoid crowded trails today AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Good news! Hiking involves checking your phone now too today CRACKEDO COM — Source: AP

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