I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet.
I'm not some kind of fancy city lawyer, but if you can apply this law to a bumper sticker, what of truck nuts?
We feel that we can do Mario justice.
Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience.
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
Amazon just paid half of all the money in the world to get the right to Lord of the Rings .
As adorable as this video is, it's important to remember that gorilla body language doesn't always translate well to humans.
Dogs need a lot of love, cuddles, food, and occasionally, for their owner to clean poop off their butt fur.
Hey! 'Justice League' comes out this Friday. Y'all excited about that?
I'm offended by the implication that hardcore porn sites can't have political opinions.
You know what really triggers liberals? When you destroy your own expensive property.
The news cycle tends to operate with the attention span of a coked-up fruit fly.
Millennials don't deserve the rap they get.
Louis CK's 'I Love You, Daddy' just got exponentially more uncomfortably depraved.