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Here's a handy guide, because new conspiracy theories are created every day.

• By Boone Ashworth
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• November 11, 2018

Because it basically does ...

• By Jason Pargin
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• November 04, 2018

A conservative plot to frame Robert Mueller for sexual assault unraveled in minutes.

• By Cedric Voets
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• October 31, 2018

There are way fewer serial killers now than there used to be.

• By Tara Marie
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• October 25, 2018

Richard Linklater is taking a break from making navel-gazing movies to go straight for the jugular.

• By Cedric Voets
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• October 10, 2018

You may have noticed things in America have gotten kind of ... weird.

• By Jim Kovpak
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• October 10, 2018

Necco Wafers are teaming up with America's other least-favorite confectionery.

• By Cedric Voets
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• September 26, 2018

The sugary beverage giant is considering putting some Mary Jane in their Coke.

• By Cedric Voets
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• September 19, 2018

Sometimes pundits have pasts more interesting and/or shadier than anything they're reporting.

• By Adam Wears
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• September 18, 2018

There are some facts about America's gun culture that BOTH sides keep getting wrong.

• By Chris Rio
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• September 17, 2018

Inside every hateful person is a scared person.

• By S Peter Davis
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• August 31, 2018

Stop falling for politicians promising to 'get tough' on some problem or another.

• By Dan Hopper
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• August 29, 2018

Behind-the-scenes, the White House resembles an episode of 'The Office' directed by Kafka.

• By Adam Wears
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• August 23, 2018

It takes courage, passion, and the Unlimited Data Plus Package to save lives.

• By Cedric Voets
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• August 22, 2018

A special task force is being assembled to keep the city from drowning in human feces.

• By Cedric Voets
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• August 16, 2018