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5 Bizarre Conspiracy Theories Around Recent News Events
5 Bizarre Conspiracy Theories Around Recent News Events

Here's a handy guide, because new conspiracy theories are created every day.

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Vote Like The Fate Of The World Depends On It
Vote Like The Fate Of The World Depends On It

Because it basically does ...

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This Is Probably The Dumbest News Story of 2018
This Is Probably The Dumbest News Story of 2018

A conservative plot to frame Robert Mueller for sexual assault unraveled in minutes.

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5 Weird Serial Killer Trends (That Say A Lot About Society)
5 Weird Serial Killer Trends (That Say A Lot About Society)

There are way fewer serial killers now than there used to be.

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Behold, The Most Hilariously Brutal Political Ad of 2018
Behold, The Most Hilariously Brutal Political Ad of 2018

Richard Linklater is taking a break from making navel-gazing movies to go straight for the jugular.

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5 Alarming Parallels Between The USA And Putin's Russia
5 Alarming Parallels Between The USA And Putin's Russia

You may have noticed things in America have gotten kind of ... weird.

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America’s Worst Candy Is Saved By Its Second-Worst Candy
America’s Worst Candy Is Saved By Its Second-Worst Candy

Necco Wafers are teaming up with America's other least-favorite confectionery.

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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business

The sugary beverage giant is considering putting some Mary Jane in their Coke.

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5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts
5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts

Sometimes pundits have pasts more interesting and/or shadier than anything they're reporting.

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5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)
5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)

There are some facts about America's gun culture that BOTH sides keep getting wrong.

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5 Ridiculously Implausible Things The Alt-Right Is Afraid Of
5 Ridiculously Implausible Things The Alt-Right Is Afraid Of

Inside every hateful person is a scared person.

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Don't Trust Anyone Who Says They'll 'Get Tough' On A Problem
Don't Trust Anyone Who Says They'll 'Get Tough' On A Problem

Stop falling for politicians promising to 'get tough' on some problem or another.

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5 Crazy Trump White House Stories No One's Talking About
5 Crazy Trump White House Stories No One's Talking About

Behind-the-scenes, the White House resembles an episode of 'The Office' directed by Kafka.

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Verizon Cut A Fire Department's Data (During A Wildfire)
Verizon Cut A Fire Department's Data (During A Wildfire)

It takes courage, passion, and the Unlimited Data Plus Package to save lives.

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San Francisco's Human Poop Crisis Has Reached New Levels
San Francisco's Human Poop Crisis Has Reached New Levels

A special task force is being assembled to keep the city from drowning in human feces.

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