Cracked Archive - News

5 Batsh** Details About Trump-Russia Nobody's Talking About

Despite the fact that this sordid tale is all over every (non-FOX) news station these days, the press has somehow neglected to tell you the weirdest parts.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/22/17)

We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/15/17)

Some weeks it's like the news outlets are run by minions and Toy Story aliens.

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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (8/13/2017)

What dumb stuff is everyone talking about right now? Well...

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/8/17)

Some weeks it's like the news is bees and you're Nic Cage.

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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (8/06/2017)

What stupid crap is everyone talking about right now? Well...

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/1/17)

Some days the news reads like a cryptic note you wrote to yourself in the middle of the night.

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Surprising Insider Realities Of Being Trans In The Military

'When [Trump] said they're a disruption ... he is the one who is disrupting the morale and combat effectiveness of our services by basically throwing away 15,000 very trained, highly capable warriors.

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The Actual Truth Behind The Guy Who Got Stuck In An ATM

James Portillo walked away from his inadvertent fame with a more positive opinion of internet commenters than anyone who's ever lived.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/25/17)

Sometimes the news is like a car alarm in a parking garage.

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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (7/23/2017)

What is everyone on your social media feed up in arms about today? Right now, it's this.

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