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Weird Things That Are Gonna Be Mainstream Under COVID-19
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74 Coronavirus Q&A: Stay The Hell Inside
Be a real hero by sitting inside. It's literally the least you can do.
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- By Luis Prada
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Unpleasant Realizations About Society During Coronavirus
Other than us needing a LOT more sweatpants.
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- By Archie Grimm
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Goddamn It, Trump
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Deeply Cursed Attempts To Cash In On Coronavirus on Amazon
What a truly stupid historical epoch we're in.
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- By Mark Hill
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Small Airplanes Could Help With Some Remaining Coronavirus Problems
Travel should absolutely be limited at this point in time, but there's a bunch of ways little airplanes can help.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Coronavirus Porn Is Here
The power of the human boner cannot be suppressed.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Covid-19 Is Exposing Xenophobia
Always spew racist nonsense into your elbow and away from people.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Little-Known Reasons Ivy League Schools Are Greedy, Elitist Nightmares
You might not want to know what it's like, unless you're male, upper-clase and white.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Facemasks Are Useless Against Coronavirus Conspiracy BS
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- By Daniel Dockery
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Crowd-Pleasing Twists In Big-Time Scandals
Sometimes life manages a satisfying narrative arc.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Blair Dodge, Fred Pope, Markos Hasiotis
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Why The U.S. Housing Market Is An Unaffordable Nightmare
Even though we don't technically have a housing shortage. (Just an AFFORDABLE housing shortage.)
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- By Kelly Stone
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Coronavirus Side Stories That Prove This Entire Crisis Is Weird AF
We read the news today, oh boy.
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- By Mark Hill
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Airlines Are Letting Greed (And Coronovirus Panic) Kill Off The Spirit Of Aviation
Look out! It's a g-g-g-g-greedy airline!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Unexpected (Positive) Aspects Of Tragic Events
Like nature's consolation prize.
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- By Kelly Stone
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