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Texas Senator Ted Cruz Vacations During Deadly Winter Storm That Left Millions Without Power
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4 Lies That Need To Stop Being Spread About 'Bad Neighborhoods'
Crime statistics don't really tell the bigger picture, and that leads to some pretty bad myths ...
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5 Embarrassing Episodes Starring The People In Charge
If you ever run for office, remember to avoid groundhogs at all cost. It will not end well.
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Two Moons Lit Up Dubai's Sky Earlier This Week
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Late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Honored Through Overpriced Apartments
Yikes.
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5 Myths About The Mega-Rich That Need To Die, Today
Regular folk need to stop doing the wealthy's PR ...
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'I'm Not A Cat': Lawyer Accidentally Uses Kitten Filter During 'Zoom' Court Appearance
It was a hearing they'd never for*kit*
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6 Things The Weeknd's 'Super Bowl' Halftime Show Looked Like, According to Twitter
From 'Star Wars' creatures to us looking for our moms at the grocery store, this year's halftime was very eventful.
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5 'Cool' Brands That Have Big Problems
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Anti-Conservative Social Media Biases Are a Myth, Researchers Find
Who'da thunk? Pretty much anyone who actually looked at the numbers.
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Middle School Teachers Placed on Leave For Asking Pupils How They'd 'Punish' Slaves
The American education system, folks!
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Texas Officials Apologize After Accidentally Sending Chucky Doll Emergency Alert
... Did Texas learn nothing from Hawaii's ballistic missile fiasco?
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Spinach Can Now Send Emails, NewsLETTUCErs to Scientists
Spinach can now officially slide into your DMs.
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Myanmar's Military Coup is An Accidental Backdrop In PE Teacher's Viral Dance Video
Awkward ...
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Real-Life 'Wolf of Wall Street,' Jordan Belfort Offers 'Advice' For Redditors Amid GameStonks Controversy
*insert money chant here*
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