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Madame Tussauds Dumps Trump -- Literally
Now, if only the transition will be this easy come January ...
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25 Spicy Peppers May Help You Live Longer, Preliminary Research Finds
Brb, going to add extra jalapenos to my guac tonight ...
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Virtual Furries Flock to VR Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Four Seasons Total Landscaping -- more than just a lawn care center and Presidental press confrence venue.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Terrible British Tourists That Terrorized New Zealand
Within days, the whole country was watching them, tracking their movements like they were the trash Beatles.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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What Will Happen To Trump's Media Defenders?
The media landscape of a post-Trump nation is in question.
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- By Carly Tennes
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President Trump's Lawn Care Press Conference Was An IRL 'It's Always Sunny' Episode
It started out with a golden escalator, how did it end up like this -- 'like this' meaning at a small landscaping company.
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5 'Good' Ideas That Are Secretly Propaganda
Find out exactly who's been pushing all those feel-good messages in your face.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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55 Of The Most Mysterious Unsolved Crimes
Sometimes crimes are so strange investigators remain unable to crack them, no matter how many years go by.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Kayakers Englufed by Humpback Whale, Live To Tell The Tale
Remember, folks, the ocean can be really scary!
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- By Carly Tennes
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TikTok Astrologer Predicted This Entire Mess A Month Ago
The projections may not know, but maybe the stars will?
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Titanic Shipwreck Vacations Are Now A Thing
This trip will take you near, far, or wherever, exactly the famous shipwreck lies, all for the low low price of $125,000
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Every Episode of Bob Ross' The Joy Of Painting' is Now Free Online
Because let's face it -- 'Autumn Fantasy' is certifiably better than Autumn reality right about now.
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The Internet Roasts Amanda Knox For Uncomfortable Joke
Just what we needed today -- more internet dumpster fires!
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Can This Just Be Over Yet?
Happy (?) Election Wednesday, my dudes!
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Correction: Celebrity Chef Alton Brown is the Other Twitter Hero We Need Today
*Grabs Twinkies, Spaghetti-O's and a bottle of Jager*
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