Cracked Archive - News
Lazy Messaging Plus Bad Stats Equals Lazy, Bad Policy
Lies created with numbers are the worst kind.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 04, 2020
C'mon, Mother Nature, A Little Help Over Here
We're not asking for a cure. We just need your help with one tiny fix and we can beat this thing ourselves.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 04, 2020
The Only Logical Reaction To The News Is 'Arrgghhhh!'
What is even going on right now?
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 01, 2020
Refusing A Mask Doesn't Equal Sainthood Or Bravery
The same VP who doesn't think condoms work doesn't seem to believe in facial coverings either.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 29, 2020
Tom DeLonge Was Right About UFOs, And Harry Reid Says There's More
It's hard to get the government to admit anything these days, but here we are.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 28, 2020
Georgia Puts Its Own Laws Behind A Paywall, Supreme Court Says Shut Up
Freedom isn't free, but in Georgia neither are the laws.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 28, 2020
George Is Buckling Down On 'The Winds Of Winter'
George R.R. Martin might finally have the impetus to finish his damn book.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 27, 2020
5 Cities Around The World Dealing With Surprising Problems
And you thought Portland was weird.
- By Aquiles Cacho
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- April 27, 2020
Kim Jong-un Is Definitely Not Dead, So ... Who Will Take Over?
Who will be North Korea's Next Top Tyrant?
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 27, 2020
Why We Need To Hear Both Sides Of 'The Bleach Debate'
'The New York Times' makes us consider if there are experts out there who think drinking bleach is ok.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 24, 2020
This Yelling Man Is Pure Catharsis
This guy does an epic rant like no other.
- By Riley Simmons
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- April 22, 2020
Boston Runner Completes A Marathon And Ends Up With A Typo
Boston Strog -- a rallying cry for anyone missing big events they'd had planned during all this.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 22, 2020
Reasons The Cruise Business Should Go To The Bottom
When vacations come back, do anything else!
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 22, 2020
'Liberate' Protestors Are The Dumbest Thing That Could Have Happened Right Now
No needs to listen to this tiny group of morons trying to get you sick.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 21, 2020
We'd Be Better Off With Dr. Pepper Than These 'Doctors'
Celebrity doctors are more dangerous now than ever, which makes us wonder, did we ever need them in the first place?
- By Riley Simmons
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- April 21, 2020
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