Cracked Archive - News
California Gets STDs, And Other Breaking Health News
Looks like dating apps need a new checkbox.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- May 22, 2018
Twitter's New Auto-Mute Feature Hides Its Precious Trolls
The platform wants to be more.
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 16, 2018
Why Alex Jones Is More Dangerous Than You Think
Alex Jones is giving the world's worst inspirational call to action.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 16, 2018
Miley’s Not Sorry, & Other Celebrity News You Need To Know
More celebrity news than you can shake a stick at.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- May 15, 2018
Britain's New Porn Law Is Insanely Stupid
The government has dreamed up a more discreet system for accessing porn: asking your local mini-mart guy.
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 14, 2018
5 Surprising Ways America Is Actually Moving Backwards
When people wax nostalgic, it's typically for fun stuff, like old cameras and weathered rocking chairs ... not polio or segregation.
- By E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Avery Hayden Pierce
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- May 12, 2018
The Simpsons Freemason Conspiracy & Other Crazy New Theories
People believe the darndest things.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- May 08, 2018
7 Crazy News Stories That Deserve Their Own Movies
Here are a few incidents that deserve more than a mere 15 minutes of fame.
- By Kelly Stone
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- May 08, 2018
This Here Might Be The Stupidest Legal Argument Ever
A trademark of a popular word is sending the industry into quivers of passionate rage.
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 07, 2018
16 Times The Media Used Facts To Spread Lies
It’s not the outright lies that get you. It’s the true stuff, taken out of context.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 02, 2018
Family Guy Makes Hollywood Squirm (& Other Tinseltown News)
Hollywood has been a busy, busy place.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- May 01, 2018
5 WTF Ways Trump Has Been Immortalized As Artwork
Here are some of the weirdest and wildest pieces in the current Trumpian art movement for you to absorb.
- By Adam Wears
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- May 01, 2018
6 Realities Of Growing Up Expecting The Apocalypse
What's it like to spend your childhood assuming the world will end, only to have the rug NOT pulled out from under you?
- By Evan V. Symon
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- April 29, 2018
Amazon’s Price Hike Is A Good Time To Remember Amazon Sucks
Maybe all that money can go to giving Amazon workers some bathroom breaks
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 27, 2018
Luigi Gets A Bulge (And Other News That’s Weird AF)
The world is just getting weirder, which is oddly comforting.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- April 24, 2018
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