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I have been asked to tell you the legend of the sword that has been lost. This is my attempt to do so. My own knowledge of the legend comes from stories told in the taverns by men who were there and who have since gone to the afterlife. It is not an official history, but it will be as close to the truth as can be known. I hope you enjoy this story.
My name is Kjelleren. My people are farmers in the north, on the coast, near the mountains. I live with my wife, my daughter, and our son on a farm that is owned by my family for generations.
My wife's name is Sigrun, though she goes by her nickname of Sigrin, which means 'sun' in a language that no longer exists.
Our greatest heirloom is a strange tablet with a list of fifteen incomprehensible entries in a strange language nobody has been able to decipher. Word for word, the list goes ...