I have been asked to tell you the legend of the sword that has been lost. This is my attempt to do so. My own knowledge of the legend comes from stories told in the taverns by men who were there and who have since gone to the afterlife. It is not an official history, but it will be as close to the truth as can be known. I hope you enjoy this story.

My name is Kjelleren. My people are farmers in the north, on the coast, near the mountains. I live with my wife, my daughter, and our son on a farm that is owned by my family for generations.

My wife's name is Sigrun, though she goes by her nickname of Sigrin, which means 'sun' in a language that no longer exists.

Our greatest heirloom is a strange tablet with a list of fifteen incomprehensible entries in a strange language nobody has been able to decipher. Word for word, the list goes ...

Robots will help Jack in the Box employees spend more time with customers. Yay?

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Canada is ready to enforce Space Law.

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Time

A senate candidate gave a speech in the throes of labor pains.

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Millions of bees died when their shipment was rerouted.

Millions of bees bound for Alaska were rerouted to Atlanta, and died. CRACKED.COM The 200 crates of bees were the first of two shipments coming in from Sacramento designated to provide much needed pollination services for apple orchards and nurseries.

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A British MP is resigning for watching porn in Parliament.

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The police are citing school children for vaping and putting them into the legal system.

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CNN

Couple steals Lego sets, forgets they have a bomb in their backseat.

Police found a bomb in a car they stopped for stealing three Lego sets fom Walmart. - CRACKED.COM The officer stopped the vehicle and saw the Lego sets in the backseat along with what appeared to be an explosive device.

The Hustle

A man stacked 7 M&ms.

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Nothing comes between Australians and their kebabs.

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Bears found the crawl space under one home not too stiff, not too soft, but just right.

A family discovered the odd snoring noises they kept hearing were hibernating bears under their home. CRACKED.COM When the bears a mother and four young bears around a year old woke up, the human residents of the home could no longer deny there was probably a bear under the house.

University of Texas

Police in LA ignored crimes to catch Pokemon.

LAPD officers were fired for ignoring a robbery in progress to catch a Snorlax in Pokemon Go. PoKeMoN TM GRAGKED.COM According to court documents, one of the officers alerted his partner that a Snorlax just popped up and for 20 minutes, the two discussed Pokemon while they drove to different locations to hunt the creatures on their phones.

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A panel of all white hosts led to a Juneteenth festival being canceled.

A Juneteenth soul food festival in Arkansas was canceled when the panel of hosts was revealed to all be white. CRACKED.COM Juneteenth commemorates the emancipation of enslaved people in the U.S., and the lack of Black voices in the festival has been seen as erasure.

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