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Teen Girl Dates Godzilla -- Like Actually
Teen Girl Dates Godzilla -- Like Actually

And we thought we were into bad boys ...

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 Japanese Amusement Park Opens To Give Remote Workers A  "Workcation"
Japanese Amusement Park Opens To Give Remote Workers A "Workcation"

Need a break from the WFH life? Try WFFW (work from ferris wheel).

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5 Real Horror Stories Ordinary People Got Trapped In
5 Real Horror Stories Ordinary People Got Trapped In

Warning: The stuff you're about to read is really scary.

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The Term "Bone" Was Banned At Recent Paleontology Conference
The Term "Bone" Was Banned At Recent Paleontology Conference

And attendees had a b*** to pick.

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So, The LAX Jetpack Guy Is Back
So, The LAX Jetpack Guy Is Back

He's back, and jet-packier than ever?

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Someone Left A Shrine To Mercury, The Roman God of Travelers, On A Subway Platform Because American Transit Needs All The Help It Can Get
Someone Left A Shrine To Mercury, The Roman God of Travelers, On A Subway Platform Because American Transit Needs All The Help It Can Get

Legend has it that if you leave your subway card and first born child at the shrine, your train *just might* arrive on time for once...

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Bride Turns Her Mother's Wedding Gown Into Wedding Night Lingerie
Bride Turns Her Mother's Wedding Gown Into Wedding Night Lingerie

Here comes the bride, all dressed in, lingerie made from her mother's wedding gown?

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Send Noods ... Or Don't? Kraft Accused of Creeping With Mac and Cheese
Send Noods ... Or Don't? Kraft Accused of Creeping With Mac and Cheese

At first Kraft's new marketing campaign went well ... orzo they thought.

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5 Scary Questions About The Future (No One Wants To Ask)
5 Scary Questions About The Future (No One Wants To Ask)

Fixing the world means confronting these head-on ...

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Stressed-Out Folks Are Hugging Cows (And Moo Can Blame Them)
Stressed-Out Folks Are Hugging Cows (And Moo Can Blame Them)

The latest animal therapy trend just might be the right moooooove.

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Woman Returns Stolen Items From Pompeii After 15 Years of Bad Luck
Woman Returns Stolen Items From Pompeii After 15 Years of Bad Luck

Did we not learn anything from 'Indiana Jones'?

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Just In Time For Halloween, Someone's Selling Half A Christmas Tree
Just In Time For Halloween, Someone's Selling Half A Christmas Tree

Just like the classic October jingle, 'Half a holly, jolly Christmas ...'

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