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Nigeria's Government Suspends Twitter For Deleting President's Tweet
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FB Ending Special Treatment For Politicians Following Ban Of You-Know-Who
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Among Us Crewmate-Shaped Chicken Nugget From McDonald's BTS Collab Sells For Almost $100,000 on eBay
BTS Chicken McNugget is sus.
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Cicada Recipes Are Apparently A Thing
Bon Cicadappetite!
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Study: Three In Four Americans Can't Parse The News For BS
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US Military Accidentally Invades Bulgarian Oilve Oil Factory
Bulgarian Olive Oil Factory: *exists* US Military: For me?????
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The Internet Has Been Hardcore Dunking on Warner Bros. Discovery's New Name and Logo
Graphic design is my passion.
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Michael Flynn Says He Didn't Call for Myanmar-Style Coup In U.S.
Sure, Jan.
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5 Facepalm Cases Of Criminals Who Got Themselves Caught
What do you get when you add vanity and smugness to a criminal with access to the internet? You get caught, is what you get.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Georgia Officials Beg Residents To Stop Calling 911 Over Cicadas
Don't be a Cicada Karen.
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Canadian Politician Who Appeared Naked During Video Call Has Upped His Game
If you're reading this, check your camera.
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Kim Jong-un Reportedly Bans Skinny Jeans in North Korea, Delighting Zoomers Everywhere
North Korea's Supreme Leader has allegedly entered the great skinny jean debate.
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'Central Park Karen' Sues Company That Fired Her For Race, Gender Discrimination
On today's installment of Karens Karen-ing ...
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Man Drunk Texts Aquarium Series Of Existential Questions
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Disneyland's Matterhorn Roller Coaster May Be Crumbling, Some Speculate
Uh oh ...
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21 Hate-Worthy Plot Devices
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15 Crafty Pranksters In Hollywood
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