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Robot Trucks Will Soon Screw Up The U.S.A. (And Nobody's Talking About It)
And this isn't the plot of Transformers we're talking about here.
- By William Kuechenberg
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- August 11, 2020
Aside From Scoring Political Points, It Sure Feels Like Trump's Unemployment Order Does Nothing
We have to hand it to him, this is Trump's best political move in a long time.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 11, 2020
Most Expensive Mask In The World Is Also The Dumbest
Now you too can sneeze into 1.5 million dollars.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 10, 2020
Why Christmas 2020 Could Be An All-Time Nightmare
And you thought it was bad every other year.
- By Jason Pargin
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- August 10, 2020
Schools Are Cracking Down On Students Sharing Shady Conditions On Social Media
They choose to enforce social media restrictions, but telling students to wear a mask is a step too far?
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 07, 2020
The NRA's Latest Scandal Needs Its Own Documentary Series
Even if the NRA dissolves, that doesn't mean gun rights are going away.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 06, 2020
An Angry God Has Clearly Cursed Disney World
There was definitely something in the Bible about this.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 06, 2020
Trump Seems To Get Rattled By Something He Rarely Hears: Follow Up Questions
This should be the standard from now on for interviewing all Presidents.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 05, 2020
Those 'Chinese Mystery Seeds' Are Probably Normal Seeds (But Maybe Still Worry)
They could still be a problem, just not for the reason you might think.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 05, 2020
'Zoey Punches The Future in the Dick' Trailer aka, 'What Has David Wong Been Doing?'
The trailer for Jason 'David Wong' Pargin's newest book has arrived
- By Jason Pargin
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- August 04, 2020
The Lincoln Project Isn't Fooling Anyone
The Lincoln Project is the political equivalent of the Vice Principal flipping his chair at an assembly and trying to rap.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 04, 2020
What Is Up With Trump's New Postmaster General?
Trump's new guy seems to hate the postal service as much as he does.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 03, 2020
We Don’t Have To Talk About Every Earthquake
Guys, your bed shook a little. Chill.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 31, 2020
So, How Are Terrorists Holding Up During This?
Evil in the time of corona.
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 31, 2020
35 Days Later, Officers Figure Out The Starbucks Thing Wasn't A Tampon
The Starbucks tampon mystery has been solved.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 30, 2020
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