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Florida's New Law Against Social Media Platforms Banning Politicians Is A Loophole-Filled Dumpster Fire
Plus, how the company behind "the happiest place on Earth" conveniently slipped by with an exemption.
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4 Dark Realities Of Working In Media In 2021
Long story short: now's not the time to be looking for a job at a small-town newspaper.
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- By Mark Hill
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Crocs Are Apparently 2021's Hottest Shoe Trend
Move over Yeezys and Air Force 1s, the year's hottest footwear trend are plastic-y Lightning McQueen clogs.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Mmmm, Tide Pods: 10 Safe-To-Eat Alternatives To 'Forbidden Snacks'
Don't down a tide pod like an idiot -- grab a whiskey pod instead.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Move Over, Great Emu War: Hummingbirds Single Winged-ly Halt Controversial Construction Project
Remember, birds can and will flock you up.
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Bo(u)ld Boulders Block Boulder Canyon Road Near Boulder, Colorado
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Elon Musk Calls Himself 'The Dogefather,' Sends Crypto Skyrocketing, Perhaps Peeving the SEC
Although Musk's Dogecoin posts continue to "very wow" investors, they're supposedly PO-ing government agencies.
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State Of Legal Weed Roundup: 5 Things That Are Changing
Some good news on the good stuff ...
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- By Max Mitchem
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Russian Man Trapped on Chinese Boyband Competition Show Eliminated After Months of Begging Fans, Judges To Send Him Home
“Please don’t make me go to the finals, I'm tired."
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- By Carly Tennes
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Petition To Rename Washington DC's 'Ronald Reagan Washington Airport' After JoJo Siwa Goes Viral
The president has nothing on the teen pop sensation.
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I Love 'Disney World', And 'Wokeness' Is Enhancing The Experience
As Walt himself once said -- “Times and conditions change so rapidly that we must keep our aim constantly focused on the future."
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Gossip Girl's 'Original' Title Sequence Is Something Out of A Trashy, Mid-2000s Fever Dream
... or was it?
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Artist Turns Alleged Armie Hammer Messages Discussing Cannibalism, Other Concerning Topics Into NFTs
Here's why.
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Man Rationalizes With Bear During Wilderness Encounter: ‘I’m not your food’
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Susan Sarandon Posts Cat Photo, Unwittingly Sparks Heated Discourse on Bookshelves
Some say the actress's organization methods aren't the cat's meow.
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