The upcoming Whitney Houston hologram world tour is the ghoulish concert even we've been waiting for?
Think cyberpunk, but dumb cyberpunk.
And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide.
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If you'd like to retain some semblance of your sanity, here's a guided tour of the worst press release ever.
Remember Jackie Jormp-Jomp from '30 Rock'? Yeah, that's our reality now.
Surprise! The media isn't very good.
Things get easier when you make it big ... but the disasters get bigger, too.
Let's just let this poor woman rest.
Pure, simple, unfiltered mockery.
God bless you, Spice, for this service to thirsty nerds everywhere.
Most songs are about boning.
Ace, the new Gorillaz band member, might just destroy our reality.
Pro tip: you don't want to be the venue worker who doesn't recognize My Chemical Romance.