Cracked Archive - Music

Watch Whitney Houston's Ghost- Uh, Hologram, In Concert

The upcoming Whitney Houston hologram world tour is the ghoulish concert even we've been waiting for?

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Rock Bands Keep Playing In MMOs, Because The Future Is Weird

Think cyberpunk, but dumb cyberpunk.

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Now It Is Time To Meet Iceland's BDSM Synth-Punk Band

And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide.

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Elon Musk Released A Harambe Rap And This Isn't April Fools'

We swear this isn't a sponsored link by The Onion.

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Try To Read Meghan Trainor's Press Release And Not Cringe

If you'd like to retain some semblance of your sanity, here's a guided tour of the worst press release ever.

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Uh, The David Bowie Movie Won't Have Bowie's Music In It

Remember Jackie Jormp-Jomp from '30 Rock'? Yeah, that's our reality now.

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That Story About Robbie Williams And Jimmy Page Is Likely BS

Surprise! The media isn't very good.

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5 Rock Concerts That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters

Things get easier when you make it big ... but the disasters get bigger, too.

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Here's The Creepy Backstory Behind 'Hey There Delilah'

Let's just let this poor woman rest.

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'Neckbeard Deathcamp' Is The Protest Band We Need Right Now

Pure, simple, unfiltered mockery.

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Reggae Black Panther's The Craziest Thing You'll See All Day

God bless you, Spice, for this service to thirsty nerds everywhere.

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5 Famous Songs That Mean The Opposite Of What You Think

Most songs are about boning.

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The Crazy Implications Of A Gorillaz/Powerpuff Crossover

Ace, the new Gorillaz band member, might just destroy our reality.

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6 WTF Post-Fame Lives of One-Hit Wonders

Some one-hit wonders refuse to go quietly into the night.

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5 Depraved Things You See Working Backstage At Concerts

Pro tip: you don't want to be the venue worker who doesn't recognize My Chemical Romance.

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