Cracked Archive - Music

7 'Friends' Moments That Have Become Horrifying With Age

Everyone on 'Friends' is a sociopath.


5 Actors Who Attempted Music (And Failed Miserably)

It's not that actors can't sing or vice versa; it's just that most can't and shouldn't.


Songs Even Dumber Than The Fringe Groups Performing Them

When you're writing music with a message, the music is only as valuable as that message.


The 16 Most Baffling Insults In Rap Music History

Rappers are mostly regular people just like you and me. So it should come as no surprise that, on occasion, they say things in their songs that make no sense.


6 Bands Who Followed Up Their One Hit With Drooling Insanity

The Hansons are kind of weird, guys.


7 Strange Aspects Of Japan's Pop Idol Metal Music Scene

Recently, Stephen Colbert introduced North American television audiences to Babymetal. I found the whole thing fascinating and endeavored to learn more.


How About We Explain (And Then Ruin) Your Favorite Songs?

Scott Weiland is kind of a creepy dude.


7 Songs That Become Twisted When You Know Who Wrote Them

Miley Cyrus requested a hit song that 'feels black.' No kidding.


5 Insane Music Collaborations (That Almost Happened)

Prince and Michael Jackson had a strange relationship, and almost made beautiful music together.


9 Hilariously Homoerotic Rap Lyrics Meant To Be Badass

We, uh, we no longer want to hang out with T.I.


5 Ways Prince Was Even More Talented Than You Realize

Prince is the greatest recording artist of this or any generation. And we intend to prove it.


8 Famous Songs That Legitimately Changed The World

Turns out AC/DC is kicking cancer's ass.


6 Covers By Musicians Who Didn't Understand The Original

These covers display such an angry disregard for leaving things the way they are that you'd swear they were created by Windows 10.


5 Origin Stories Of Famous Music That Are Shockingly Creepy

The music industry is shadier than Slim.