Cracked Archive - Music

If you listen closely, it’s clearly a cry for help.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• August 29, 2020

They simply did too good of a job of defining an era.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• August 26, 2020

If you thought tobacco the product was out to ruin childhoods, just wait until you hear TOBACCO the musician.

• By Dan Duddy
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• August 26, 2020

In other words, it was a perfectly average Queen and/or Bowie party.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• August 22, 2020

Sometimes actors can sing ... sometimes they can't.

• By Cedric Voets
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• August 16, 2020

This banger is anything but vanilla.

• By Cedric Voets
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• August 14, 2020

Our world's on fire, and these guys are making it worse.

• By Dan Duddy
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• August 11, 2020

Not enough pomp, too much circumstance.

• By Cedric Voets
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• August 11, 2020

A roundup of an absurd experiment in youth culture.

• By Cedric Voets
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• August 10, 2020

Hopefully, this will be the tipping point that forces us all to acknowledge that this lady is nothing more than 35-year-old edgelord

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 30, 2020

Someone needs to go back to Duolingo and start over.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 21, 2020

This truly is the darkest timeline.

• By Cedric Voets
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• July 19, 2020

How ballsy do you have to be to steal two songs from one artist and put it on the same album?

• By Archie Grimm
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• July 19, 2020

It actually has a message that a lot of people were kicking around in 1992 ...

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 18, 2020

Take off your hat and stand proud. The Top Gun theme is playing.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 15, 2020