Cracked Archive - Music

'I’m Too Sexy' is Way Darker Than You Think
'I’m Too Sexy' is Way Darker Than You Think

If you listen closely, it’s clearly a cry for help.

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Why You Don’t Hear Nirvana in More Movies
Why You Don’t Hear Nirvana in More Movies

They simply did too good of a job of defining an era.

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What The Falkor Is This Music Video?
What The Falkor Is This Music Video?

If you thought tobacco the product was out to ruin childhoods, just wait until you hear TOBACCO the musician.

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'Under Pressure' Was a Wild 24-Hour Improvised Coke Bender
'Under Pressure' Was a Wild 24-Hour Improvised Coke Bender

In other words, it was a perfectly average Queen and/or Bowie party.

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The Bizarre (And Terrible) Singing Career Of Clint Eastwood
The Bizarre (And Terrible) Singing Career Of Clint Eastwood

Sometimes actors can sing ... sometimes they can't.

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How Do You Fix A Racist Ice Cream Truck Jingle? Call RZA
How Do You Fix A Racist Ice Cream Truck Jingle? Call RZA

This banger is anything but vanilla.

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Thousands Of Maskless Motorcyclists Risk Their Health For ... Smash Mouth?
Thousands Of Maskless Motorcyclists Risk Their Health For ... Smash Mouth?

Our world's on fire, and these guys are making it worse.

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America Isn't Ready For A Eurovision-Style Contest
America Isn't Ready For A Eurovision-Style Contest

Not enough pomp, too much circumstance.

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Goodbye American TikTok, We Hardly Knew Ye
Goodbye American TikTok, We Hardly Knew Ye

A roundup of an absurd experiment in youth culture.

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Lana Del Rey's Album Of Spoken Word Poetry Is ... Not Good
Lana Del Rey's Album Of Spoken Word Poetry Is ... Not Good

Hopefully, this will be the tipping point that forces us all to acknowledge that this lady is nothing more than 35-year-old edgelord

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Drake's New Arabic Accent Misfires Hilariously
Drake's New Arabic Accent Misfires Hilariously

Someone needs to go back to Duolingo and start over.

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Behold, Donald Glover's Lost, Hilarious TV Show Theme Songs
Behold, Donald Glover's Lost, Hilarious TV Show Theme Songs

This truly is the darkest timeline.

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Black Creators Who Got Their Material Stolen
Black Creators Who Got Their Material Stolen

How ballsy do you have to be to steal two songs from one artist and put it on the same album?

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‘Baby Got Back' Has a Surprising Anti-Violence Message
‘Baby Got Back' Has a Surprising Anti-Violence Message

It actually has a message that a lot of people were kicking around in 1992 ...

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Some People Want A New National Anthem; We Have Some Suggestions
Some People Want A New National Anthem; We Have Some Suggestions

Take off your hat and stand proud. The Top Gun theme is playing.

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