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Bleepity bleep, we love a good bleepin’ story about bleeps!
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2 The Real-Life BFFs Behind ‘This Fool’s Quarreling Cousins
Chris Estrada and Frankie Quiñones discuss making the Hulu comedy authentic, how stand-up road life informs their characters’ chemistry and their surprisingly strong Minnesota fanbase
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13 Headlines We Must Warn The Past About; Quick, Into The Time Machine, There’s No Time To Explain
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This Is the ‘Righteous Gemstones’ Line That Was Too Filthy for Edi Patterson to Deliver
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‘Deadloch’ Is the Best Australian Crime Drama Spoof You Will Probably Never Watch, But Should
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The Best and Worst Fates of 15 Iconic '90s Frontmen
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Don’t worry, Kurt Cobain isn’t on this list. We know that you already know what happened to Kurt Cobain. There are uncontacted tribesmen in the Amazon rainforest who know what happened to Kurt. Sadly, he was just one of many ‘90s frontmen who left us too soon, but we’re here to tell you that it wasn’t all doom and gloom. Time has been kind to many ‘90s rockers, and luckily for us, they keep touring and pumping out great tunes.
Yes, Grunge was pretty hard on its frontmen, but a few singers got out alive, and it wasn’t the only cursed subgenre. Maybe because of its silly, upbeat vibe, pop punk was more than kind to its frontmen, and if you were quick to the click, maybe you snagged yourself a ticket to Blink-182’s reunion tour in 2023/24. Let the coinflip begin! Here’s the best and worst fates of 15 iconic ’90s frontmen.
Kurt Cobain liked him, and that guy didn’t like anyone.
Nice guys finish first, Billie.
Almost every Alice in Chains song references addiction.
Dave Grohl is in The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice.
The ’90s was rough on rock singers.
Protect him at all costs.
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones frontman took a hard right.
Anthony Kiedis is killing it at 60.
Grunge comes for all.
You’re far from a creep, Thom.
Peter Steele
The Smashing Pumpkins reunite (kind of).
No static without the static.
Meat Loaf found his biggest success in the ’90s.
Blink-182 beat cancer and reconciled!
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