Cracked Archive - Music

5 Famous Musicians Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Death
5 Famous Musicians Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Death

Who knows when and how death's grim hand will come to us? Musicians, apparently.

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4 Famous Musicians That Specialize in Onstage Meltdowns
4 Famous Musicians That Specialize in Onstage Meltdowns

The four singers on this list, as unspeakably talented as they all may be, have long rap sheets for offenses related to the crime of storming off in a huff when things onstage start going awry.

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5 Things Your Favorite Band Does to Exploit You
5 Things Your Favorite Band Does to Exploit You

Overzealous fans can be an endless source of income for a successful band.

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4 Concept Albums That Completely Botch Their Own Concept
4 Concept Albums That Completely Botch Their Own Concept

You can't stop the beat. But boy did we want to.

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5 Inappropriate Children's Versions of Famous Hit Songs
5 Inappropriate Children's Versions of Famous Hit Songs

Sometimes no amount of censorship and lyric changes can mask the fact that a song was simply intended for an adult audience only.

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The 4 Most Depressing Unknown Final Chapters of Famous Bands
The 4 Most Depressing Unknown Final Chapters of Famous Bands

Some people just can't let bands disappear quietly.

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The 4 Reasons We Fall in Love With a Piece of Pop Culture
The 4 Reasons We Fall in Love With a Piece of Pop Culture

If you've found yourself obsessing over pop culture, this is probably why.

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5 Subtle Clues Your Favorite Band Secretly Sucks
5 Subtle Clues Your Favorite Band Secretly Sucks

If your favorite band or musician has never quite gotten the recognition you think they deserve, give this article a quick read.

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4 Ways Rock Stars and Teen Pop Stars Are Exactly the Same
4 Ways Rock Stars and Teen Pop Stars Are Exactly the Same

The bands you grew up listening to would never do any of that Disney Channel bullshit, right? Wrong.

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6 Hit Songs You Won't Believe Are Insulting Celebrities
6 Hit Songs You Won't Believe Are Insulting Celebrities

Some of the most famous songs in history were written as direct insults to actual people.

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5 Things You Learn Being A Children's Rock Star
5 Things You Learn Being A Children's Rock Star

A look behind the scenes of life in a rock band for kids.

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5 Insane Lost Verses That Change the Meaning of Famous Songs
5 Insane Lost Verses That Change the Meaning of Famous Songs

There are often dark secrets hiding in the lines your favorite musicians cut from famous songs.

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5 Signs That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning into Kanye West
5 Signs That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning into Kanye West

To put it bluntly, Jay-Z has become the 'Kanye West

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The 5 Worst Kinds of Album Every Music Fan Has Bought
The 5 Worst Kinds of Album Every Music Fan Has Bought

Sometimes you open that box and the disc inside just isn't what you ordered, and you didn't think they could find a way to ruin such a nominally straightforward experience.

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