Cracked Archive - Music
'Neckbeard Deathcamp' Is The Protest Band We Need Right Now
Pure, simple, unfiltered mockery.
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- By Adam Wears
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21 Reggae Black Panther's The Craziest Thing You'll See All Day
God bless you, Spice, for this service to thirsty nerds everywhere.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Famous Songs That Mean The Opposite Of What You Think
Most songs are about boning.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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The Crazy Implications Of A Gorillaz/Powerpuff Crossover
Ace, the new Gorillaz band member, might just destroy our reality.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 WTF Post-Fame Lives of One-Hit Wonders
Some one-hit wonders refuse to go quietly into the night.
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- By Rani Baker, Nathan Kamal, Kel Fabie, Greg Tuff, Peter I. Santiago
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6 Absolutely Godawful Follow-Ups To Hit Novelty Songs
Having your novelty song go big is bittersweet, which is why it's no wonder that most bands follow them up a with some weird, embarrassing, desperate stuff.
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- By Ira Brooker
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6 Movie Soundtracks With Secrets You Totally Missed
How awesome is John Williams? So awesome that he used musical notation to tell us that Anakin and Padme boning will eventually lead to galactic genocide.
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- By JM McNab
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Meet The One Woman Who Inspired Every Love Song Ever
This woman is literally one of the most sung-about humans in the history of the species, and her name is Pattie Boyd.
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- By James Netter
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7 WTF Musical Supergroups (That Almost Happened)
Our dream supergroups will never actually exist -- but some have gotten closer than others.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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Songs Even Dumber Than The Fringe Groups Performing Them
When you're writing music with a message, the music is only as valuable as that message.
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- By Kyle Mulholland
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How About We Explain (And Then Ruin) Your Favorite Songs?
Scott Weiland is kind of a creepy dude.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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7 Songs That Become Twisted When You Know Who Wrote Them
Miley Cyrus requested a hit song that 'feels black.' No kidding.
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- By Mark Oliver
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9 Hilariously Homoerotic Rap Lyrics Meant To Be Badass
We, uh, we no longer want to hang out with T.I.
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- By Andrew O'Brien
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5 Origin Stories Of Famous Music That Are Shockingly Creepy
The music industry is shadier than Slim.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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5 Hilarious Attempts By Musicians To Stay On Top
In 1994, an increasingly irrelevant MC Hammer had to change - so he chucked the MC from his name and any dignity/credibility he had with it.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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