Movies & TV
Agents of Cracked: A Daring Tale of Sex, Idiocy and Revenge
Michael and DOB take you on a guided tour of all thirteen groundbreaking episodes on one face melting page.
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
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7 Popular 'Chick Flicks' That Secretly Hate Women
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- By Erica Cantin
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The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Movie Romances
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- By Jeff Kelly
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'2012' Sucks Worse Than the Mayans Could Have Predicted
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
5 Horrific Ways Your Brain Can Turn On You Without Warning
Even if you're perfectly healthy and have never had a mental illness or dropped acid, your brain can mess with you in a terrifying variety of ways.
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- By David O'Shea
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6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions
Take a giant gorilla to New York City and put him on display? What could possibly go wrong?
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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8 Racist Ads You Won t Believe Are From the Last Few Years
Brought to you by Doritos' New 'We Hate Black People' Cheddar!
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Characters Who Show Up in Every Zombie Movie
If we've learned anything, it's that humans are only capable of six psychological reactions to a scourge of the undead. And here they are.
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- By Michael Swaim
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The 5 Most Unintentionally Racist Movies About Racism
If it wasn't for Hollywood making a bunch of well-meaning but ham-handed and accidentally racist films, why, the rest of us would have never learned our lessons! Hail our conquering heroes, the real champions of equality in America.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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5 Awful Storylines We Don't Want in the Star Wars Sequels
Believe it or not, there are actually Star Wars stories so terrible they do more damage to the source material than Jar Jar Binks could have ever hoped to.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Movie Heroes (Who Sucked At Their Jobs)
Here are six movie heroes who did their jobs so damn poorly that, in retrospect, they'd barely make good sidekicks.
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- By Jonathan Kimak
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7 Horrifying Moments from Classic Kids Movies
In some ways, children are harder to scare than adults. If you don't believe us, go back and watch some of the movies you loved as a little kid. You'll be surprised to find that, at random spots, they've inserted scenes that are bizarre, hallucinogenic and/or just plain sphincter-bustingly scary
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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5 Reasons It Sucks Being a Joss Whedon Fan
He is a ginger titan, a colossus bestriding the tube of boob. Joss Whedon knows how to make great television. If only he did it more consistently, and without all the accompanying bullshit ...
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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5 Superheroes Rendered Ridiculous by Gritty Reboots
We understand comic book characters get stale after a while. And we understand reboots are unavoidable. Sometimes they are awesome. Other times... not so much.
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- By Marc Russel
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6 Magical Movie Items They Wasted on Bullshit
What would you do if you found a magical object that could create anything you asked for, instantly? Or a clock that could stop time? This is the type of thing that comes up in movies all the time. And for the most part, what the characters choose to do makes no freaking sense.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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