Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

The 'Smile' Trolls Are Only Making Captain Marvel Stronger
The 'Smile' Trolls Are Only Making Captain Marvel Stronger

Telling women to smile more is a great way to activate their fists.

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Disney Is Destroying Film History By Ditching The Fox Name
Disney Is Destroying Film History By Ditching The Fox Name

The Mouse Has Thanos'ed The Fox.

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10 Great Shows You Probably Didn't Know Were Returning Soon
10 Great Shows You Probably Didn't Know Were Returning Soon

A new new golden era of television.

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Reminder: Watchmen's Dr. Manhattan is a Creep
Reminder: Watchmen's Dr. Manhattan is a Creep

Please don't hex us, Alan Moore

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Disney's A Bounty Hunter, Baby Yodas On Etsy Are Its Bounty
Disney's A Bounty Hunter, Baby Yodas On Etsy Are Its Bounty

Will someone please think of the poor corporate conglomerates?!

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An Annoyed Todd Phillips Admits To ONE Easter Egg In 'Joker'
An Annoyed Todd Phillips Admits To ONE Easter Egg In 'Joker'

One egg is hardly a balanced breakfast, but it'll have to do.

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The Weird Porny Origin Story of DC Comics
The Weird Porny Origin Story of DC Comics

It involves an alleged assassination attempt, illegally shipped condoms, and a man with a vision.

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Sorry, But Ignoring Rose Tico Kind of Ruins 'Star Wars'
Sorry, But Ignoring Rose Tico Kind of Ruins 'Star Wars'

This is one creative decision that really sticks in our space-craw.

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Hey, Remember When Morbius had Buttholes in His Hands?
Hey, Remember When Morbius had Buttholes in His Hands?

Eat your heart out, Cronenberg!

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46 Films Have Made $1 Billion. Most Are Disney.
46 Films Have Made $1 Billion. Most Are Disney.

They should adapt Monopoly just to gloat.

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Real Talk: 'Star Wars' Has A Weird Suicide Obsession
Real Talk: 'Star Wars' Has A Weird Suicide Obsession

'Star Wars' heroes really, really like blowing themselves up.

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A Leaked Trevorrow 'Episode IX' Script Sounds Much Better
A Leaked Trevorrow 'Episode IX' Script Sounds Much Better

Colin Trevorrow's first stab at an Episode IX script was several parsecs ahead of what we actually got.

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Study Claims That Going To The Movies Counts As Exercise
Study Claims That Going To The Movies Counts As Exercise

So now will you stop watching Disney+?

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4 Dark Alternate Theories About Famous Hollywood Deaths
4 Dark Alternate Theories About Famous Hollywood Deaths

The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.

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The Secret Recipe For Making A 'Star Trek' Movie Work
The Secret Recipe For Making A 'Star Trek' Movie Work

How do we get the series back on track?

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