Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
6 Times Movies Wisely Ditched (Dumb) Source Material
Sometimes it's necessary to omit a few things.
- By E. Reid Ross, Israel SH, James Kinneen, Gino Reyes, Eric Nolff
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- July 09, 2019
Disney's New Cartoons Turn Goofy Into An Abomination
I have not mouth yet I must yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 08, 2019
5 Weird Ways The MCU Was Almost Way Different
Any of this could have changed the MCU in some very, very weird ways.
- By Tara Marie
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- July 07, 2019
5 Unnecessarily Terrifying Kids Movie Villains
How do we explain these hellish villains in otherwise kid-friendly movies?
- By Mark Hofmeyer
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- July 06, 2019
Disney Deleted A Weirdly Dark Joke From 'Toy Story 2'
Stinky Pete just got #MeTooed.
- By JM McNab
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- July 05, 2019
Racists Are Attacking Black Ariel With Mermaid Science
Preserving the Mermaryan nation.
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 05, 2019
Cracked's 8 Favorite Movies of July 2019
It's summertime! Go inside and watch a movie!
- By Jordan Hoffman
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- July 04, 2019
The Blackadder Reboot Sounds Like A Stale Sitcom For Boomers
Nobody wants to see Edmund Blackadder complaining about avocado toast.
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 03, 2019
5 Weirdly Sexist Sci-fi/Fantasy Tropes That Just Won't Die
In fantasy there is a diversity of possibility ... and an overabundance of the same ol' sexist tropes.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- July 03, 2019
It's Time to Overanalyze The New 'Star Wars' Movie's Title
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for Google Translate.
- By JM McNab
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- July 02, 2019
'Forrest Gump's Shady, Hidden Plotline
What's Forrest's true motivation for telling his life story to total strangers?
- By Eamon Lahiri
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- July 02, 2019
Subway's New Ad Is Really, Truly Insane
We are in the final chapter of capitalism, and sandwiches.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 01, 2019
The Makers Of 'The Room' Have A New Show And It Doesn't Suck
The worst Tommy Wiseau makes the best art.
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 01, 2019
7 Vexing Questions About Spider-Man, Answered
Let's try to clear some things up before we get a new Peter Parker in, like, three years.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- June 30, 2019
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