Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Disney's New Cartoons Turn Goofy Into An Abomination

I have not mouth yet I must yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!

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5 Weird Ways The MCU Was Almost Way Different

Any of this could have changed the MCU in some very, very weird ways.

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5 Unnecessarily Terrifying Kids Movie Villains

How do we explain these hellish villains in otherwise kid-friendly movies?

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Disney Deleted A Weirdly Dark Joke From 'Toy Story 2'

Stinky Pete just got #MeTooed.

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Racists Are Attacking Black Ariel With Mermaid Science

Preserving the Mermaryan nation.

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Cracked's 8 Favorite Movies of July 2019

It's summertime! Go inside and watch a movie!

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The Blackadder Reboot Sounds Like A Stale Sitcom For Boomers

Nobody wants to see Edmund Blackadder complaining about avocado toast.

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5 Weirdly Sexist Sci-fi/Fantasy Tropes That Just Won't Die

In fantasy there is a diversity of possibility ... and an overabundance of the same ol' sexist tropes.

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It's Time to Overanalyze The New 'Star Wars' Movie's Title

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for Google Translate.

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'Forrest Gump's Shady, Hidden Plotline

What's Forrest's true motivation for telling his life story to total strangers?

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Subway's New Ad Is Really, Truly Insane

We are in the final chapter of capitalism, and sandwiches.

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The Makers Of 'The Room' Have A New Show And It Doesn't Suck

The worst Tommy Wiseau makes the best art.

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7 Vexing Questions About Spider-Man, Answered

Let's try to clear some things up before we get a new Peter Parker in, like, three years.

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