Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
The Training In 'The Witcher' Cinematic Universe Makes Zero Sense
We have some issues with the new 'Nightmare of the Wolf' animated movie.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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11 Long Before The Internet, 'Twin Peaks' Anticipated The Need For TV Recaps
1-900 numbers weren’t all about horniness.
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- By JM McNab
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If 'Shang-Chi' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
AWKWAFINA (gawking in amazement) "Say what? My totally ripped best friend of ten years can throw a punch? What else are you hiding, my dude?"
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- By The Editing Room
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Don’t Be Ashamed: Adults Playing With Toys is Nothing New
Grown-ups wasting time on elaborate playthings has a long, proud tradition.
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- By JM McNab
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Bane's About to Remind Y'all That He's The Superior Batman
The upcoming Bane project may prove extremely painful-- for the Dark Knight’s pride.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Jason Statham's Next Role: A Badass Beekeeper (No, Seriously)
His newest project is generating a lot of buzz.
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- By JM McNab
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Someone Claimed 'Kung Fu Panda' Was His Idea (And So Wound Up In Prison)
Turned out the guy was a plagiarist himself.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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CBS To Launch Most Punchable Reality Show Ever, 'The Activist'
"Sarah, your TikTok dance was atrocious. Those impoverished children will just have to starve, now." - Julianne Hough, probably
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- By Carly Tennes
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We Remade The Matrix For $20 (VIDEO)
The Matrix 4 Trailer just dropped, so we grabbed $20 and remade our favorite scene from the original Matrix.
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- By Chandler Perry
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5 Ways Movies Screw Up Exciting And Emotional Scenes
Join us as we compare some good movie scenes to similar awful ones.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'It's Always Sunny' Season 15 Will Be Its 'Best' In Years, Says Glenn Howerton
"It is a five-star season!" - Dennis Reynolds, probably
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- By Carly Tennes
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Searching For Deeper Meaning In Marvel's 'What If...?' Zombies
Dumb zombie story or self-reflective metaphor?
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- By JM McNab
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Andrew Garfield Sets Record 'Straight' About Appearing In 'Spider-Man: No Way Home'
"No matter what I say, I'm f---ed."
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Blue's Clues' Steve To Grown-Up Fans: 'I Never Forgot You'
We're not crying, you're crying.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Dark, Twisted Tale of The Scrapped 'American Crime Story: Katrina,'
Before there was 'American Crime Story: Impeachment,' there was 'Katrina.'
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- By Carly Tennes
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