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In Mel Gibson's Hurricane Maria Movie, Root For The Bad Guys
In Mel Gibson's Hurricane Maria Movie, Root For The Bad Guys

The hurricane is the least disastrous thing in this garbage movie.

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'Tenet' Looks Like The Most Christopher Nolan Movie Imaginable
'Tenet' Looks Like The Most Christopher Nolan Movie Imaginable

No, this isn't time travel. It is something called inversion.

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Brutal Movie Deaths Audiences Never Noticed
Brutal Movie Deaths Audiences Never Noticed

Some traumatizing Hollywood magic may have slipped under your radar.

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It's Super Bizarre To Finish Live TV Episodes With Animation
It's Super Bizarre To Finish Live TV Episodes With Animation

It's a little jarring to say the least, but what James Spader vehicles aren't?

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Don't Be Cheap On This, Hollywood. No One Should Get Sick Making A Movie.
Don't Be Cheap On This, Hollywood. No One Should Get Sick Making A Movie.

Let's just say buffet-style craft services tables are the least of the worries.

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One Dumb ‘Justice League’ Problem the Snyder Cut Will Fix
One Dumb ‘Justice League’ Problem the Snyder Cut Will Fix

In addition to the uncanny valley of Superman's upper lip

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Completely Moronic Plot Twists TV And Movies Needs To Retire
Completely Moronic Plot Twists TV And Movies Needs To Retire

How many more bald mentors are you gonna kill off, Marvel?

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Michael Bay Has Found A New Movie-Making Low
Michael Bay Has Found A New Movie-Making Low

A film about the pandemic while we're in the pandemic is about as exploitative as it gets.

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A 'SpongeBob' Prequel Series Sounds Terrible On All Fronts
A 'SpongeBob' Prequel Series Sounds Terrible On All Fronts

SpongeBob already played it fast and loose with reality, but this is gonna be a whole new mess.

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'The Bachelor' Franchise Continues To Treat Minorities Like Crap
'The Bachelor' Franchise Continues To Treat Minorities Like Crap

Hannah Brown sang the N-word, but that's only the beginning of the problem.

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Once Mighty MoviePass Can Be Yours For A Measly $250K
Once Mighty MoviePass Can Be Yours For A Measly $250K

Anyone want a hardly used media disruptor?

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Lilly Wachowski Blasts Elon Musk 'Red Pill' Tweet
Lilly Wachowski Blasts Elon Musk 'Red Pill' Tweet

Did Elon Musk & Ivanka Trump just not watch the second half of the movie?

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Jonah Hill Bests Samuel L. Jackson For Tops All-Time Cussing Total
Jonah Hill Bests Samuel L. Jackson For Tops All-Time Cussing Total

These guys know their A, B, and C words.

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Classic Movies That Are Secret Remakes Of Other Films
Classic Movies That Are Secret Remakes Of Other Films

These blockbusters were clearly switched at birth in the movie hospital.

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A 'Furiosa' Prequel Sounds Like A Bad Idea, Start To Finish
A 'Furiosa' Prequel Sounds Like A Bad Idea, Start To Finish

This prequel going to be lowkey kinda boring, or super depressing.

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