Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

'Freud' Is The Most Bizarre Show You're Not Watching

Who knew a show about cocaine and genitals could be so off-putting?


Petitioning Disney For A Sequel Trilogy Is Just, Ugh

If George Lucas really wanted his sequel trilogy to be about a passing of the torch, maybe it's time we let that be reality


The Big Twist in Star Trek: Picard Was ... $79 Stock Footage?

To cheaply go, where no man has gone before.


Carrie Fisher Was Not Into Normal Handshakes As A Greeting

There are a few basic things we all do when meeting people. Then there's Carrie Fisher.


A Um, Deep Dive Into The Butthole Cut Of 'Cats' Phenomenon

We take our buttholes very seriously.


5 Times Entertainment Totally Predicted Reality

Art and reality are the ouroboros that never stops giving.


Hallmark Pulls The Christmas Movies' Lever, Today

It's official: time has lost all meaning


A Totally Bonkers Children's Movie Is Streaming For St. Paddy's

While you're stuck indoors, watch this Celtic madness


Why A Johnny Depp Turn As Joker Isn't A Great Idea

Rumors of a Johnny Joker are circulating, and we'd like to present a counterargument against that choice.


Dating Reality Shows That Achieved Full Berserk

Reality dating shows are pretty weird as a general concept.


Fascinating Filmmakers That Are Equally Talented And Insane

I have a degree in film analysis.


Was Disney's 'Mulan' Remake Doomed From the Start?

Disney's latest remake has a rocky production history


Godzilla, Cats, and Other Movies That Are Embarrassingly Silly Without CGI

All of your favorite movies are secretly terror!


The 'Good Place' Guy's Gonna Teach Us How To Live (Thank God)

There's only so much that can be explained over the course of a 23-minute episode.