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Let's Be Honest About Movie Release Dates

The old Hollywood adage that


SpongeBob Somehow Reminds Us Sexuality Is A Spectrum

Our sexual preferences grow and change throughout our lives, like terrifying little cuttlefish.


The Central Park Birdwatcher Worked At Marvel (And Put Dr. Strange In A Thong)

Chris Cooper singlehandedly made Marvel more LGTBQ friendly.


5 Doomsday Scenarios (Hollywood Totally Screwed Up)

The end of the world looks way different than you might expect.


Hell, Yes, Disney Should Overhaul 'Splash Mountain'

Disney wants you to ride 'Song of the South' but not watch it?


3 Insane Film Genres You Need To Watch

Get ready for some curious viewing.


What To Do With 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

It needs to be brave enough to full-commit to it's premise.


Netflix Apparently Didn't Realize It Was Peddling Blackface

Yes, it’s a seemingly infinite amount of content, but surely someone has to vet potential inclusions for offensive slurs, Carrot Top, and other hate crimes.


Every Film Series Should Follow Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Lead

Sequel? Prequel? Who cares, it's got chainsaws in it


Why Hollywood's Liberal Reputation Is BS

It's the money, baby.


What Happened To The Phone Booth From 'Bill & Ted' Is Heinous

At least no one has defiled Doc Brown's DeLorean ... that we know of.


'Masterchef Junior' Is A Low-Key Horror Show

The world's most delightful cooking show has to be psychological torture on these kids.


The 'Twist' In The New James Bond Movie Isn’t Shocking; It Was Inevitable

A 30-year-old cartoon already beat them to it.