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5 Classic Characters Nearly Every Adaptation Gets Wrong
5 Classic Characters Nearly Every Adaptation Gets Wrong

Look, Tarzan had superpowers and the world just forgot about it.

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Who's The Actual Worst Person On 'Scrubs?'
Who's The Actual Worst Person On 'Scrubs?'

They're no Superman, but they are super awful.

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There's Gonna Be A New 'RoboCop' Show ... Without RoboCop
There's Gonna Be A New 'RoboCop' Show ... Without RoboCop

When we said “defund the police” we didn’t mean RoboCop

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'Dune' Under Fire For Lacking MENA Representation
'Dune' Under Fire For Lacking MENA Representation

'Dune' done did it this time.

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'Animorphs' Should Have Been The Big Thing Instead Of 'Harry Potter'
'Animorphs' Should Have Been The Big Thing Instead Of 'Harry Potter'

What the world would look like if it had been Animorphs to achieve world-wide renown and not Harry Potter?

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Can We Chill; Does Every Fandom Need Its Own Holiday?
Can We Chill; Does Every Fandom Need Its Own Holiday?

Did you get all your Star Trek Day shopping done on time?

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The Problem With the 'Game of Thrones' Guys' New Show
The Problem With the 'Game of Thrones' Guys' New Show

It will probably stink, but not for the reason you think.

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Who's The Smartest Character In 'The Sopranos?'
Who's The Smartest Character In 'The Sopranos?'

Gabagool might sound like a silly word, but judging by these guys it might be brain food?

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5 Celebrities Who Foreshadowed Their Own Bad Behavior
5 Celebrities Who Foreshadowed Their Own Bad Behavior

Some famous folks have left a trail of extremely icky bread crumbs in their own work.

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 Of Course Pitchfork Crapped On ‘Bill & Ted Face the Music’
Of Course Pitchfork Crapped On ‘Bill & Ted Face the Music’

The song that saves the entire universe gets a 6.2

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We Got Jess On 'New Girl' All Wrong
We Got Jess On 'New Girl' All Wrong

People get redeemed to some extent throughout the series, but Jess never needed redeeming.

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George Lucas Thinks Fans Missed the Point of ‘Star Wars’
George Lucas Thinks Fans Missed the Point of ‘Star Wars’

It’s a good thing ‘Star Wars’ doesn’t exist in the ‘Star Wars’ universe.

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Bugs Bunny Was Created Because Animators Got Lazy
Bugs Bunny Was Created Because Animators Got Lazy

Animators are hardworking people whose jobs aren’t easy, and they especially weren’t in 1938, when you still had to draw with feathers dipped in coal miners’ sweat or whatever.

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The Over-Abundance Of Dark, Gritty, Realistic 'Batman' Films Is Our Fault
The Over-Abundance Of Dark, Gritty, Realistic 'Batman' Films Is Our Fault

If I had a nickel for every joke about "bat nipples," I'd have enough money to make the lighthearted Batman movie that people seem to want.

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