Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Nobody Should Have Been Surprised That 'Bombshell' (And Similar Movies) Bombed

That Julian Assange movie did not age well.

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Why Robert Pattinson Will (Probably) Be A Frustrated Batman

As history has shown us, no one hangs up their Batsuit satisfied with the work they've done.

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Day-To-Day B.S. That Fictional Characters Probably Have To Endure

Being that guy in that movie is unexpectedly tough.

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Indiana Jones 5 Doesn't Need A New Director, It Needs To Die

Choose wisely and end this madness Disney

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The New 'High Republic' Era Is The Clean Slate Star Wars Needed

Travel back 200 years, to a time when merchandisable characters weren’t as abundant.

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If Everybody On 'The Masked Singer' Is A Singer, Then Why Should We Care?

'The Masked Singer' is at its best when it makes us figure out who the non-singers are, and it'd be nice to see one win.

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5 TV Shows That Nailed Sexual Consent Issues (Decades Ago)

Sitcom writers were tackling the subject with nuance and realism long before hashtags were even invented.

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5 Secret Reasons Movies Look Like Garbage

Get it together, Hollywood.

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Why Are Modern Blockbusters Full Of Pointless Action Scenes?

Do we need $20 million worth of CGI for this?

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The Return Of Pint-Sized 'Jurassic Park' Tim?

No word on if Sam Jackson's disembodied arm will make a cameo... yet.

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Marvel's Female Superhero Movies Were Saved By, Ugh, A Man

Underrepresented folks shouldn't have to hold out for a hero and find out stories like this years later.

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