Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

We Can’t Believe This Dumb Movie Is Real: Behold, ‘The Assignment’
We present to you 'The Assignment,' the most baffling movie of 2016.
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- By JM McNab
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Chief Wiggum Is Legit The Most Realistic Portrayal of Modern Policing
If anything Chief Wiggum is a good cop by today's standards.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Batman And Superman To Save Earth From Its Podcast Shortage
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- By JM McNab
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Netflix's 'Warrior Nun' Is The Closest We'll Get To A 'Buffy' Sequel
Forgive me Father for I have slayed.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Soap Operas Will Shoot Sex Scenes With Sex Dolls
The acting will be worse than usual.
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- By Luis Prada
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Marvel's Embarrassing History Of LGBTQ Characters
The time Hulk got jumped in a YMCA shower, and other unfortunate tales.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Jumping Zombie Vampires -- Your Brain On Cracked BONUS EPISODE
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- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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HBO Max Has Its Own (Cringey) DC Comic Series
When AT&T asks DC to jump, they say, "How high?"
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- By JM McNab
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Pandemic Axed Our Biggest Nerd Cons, But Birthed Smaller Ones
Conventions have gone digital and they're multiplying like gremlins.
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- By Luis Prada
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Please, Hollywood, Let Stephen King Write His 'Friday The 13th' Fanfic
Inside the mind of a machete murderer.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Why Did 'Groundhog Day' Become A Genre Unto Itself?
Because it's a doozie.
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- By Luis Prada
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The Riverdale Universe Has Always Been Trash At Representation
Riverdale has everything I'm looking for in a television show, except for decent treatment of POC.
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- By Lydia Bugg
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Who Is The Actual Worst Person On 'The Office?'
Today we debate the most morally reprehensible character in 'The Office,' and yeah, there's a lot to choose from.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Ignoring Lessons Of The Previous Movies, 'Jurassic World III' To Resume Filming
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they COULD make this movie ...
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- By JM McNab
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A Trend We Love: Turning Childhood Fantasies Into Game Shows
Alright, Netflix. Here's my pitch: Hopscotch with trap doors.
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- By Luis Prada
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VIRAL ON CRACKED
23 Creepy Unsolved Mysteries
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- By Cracked Plasticians
5 Boyfriends Who Ruined Everything
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- By Amanda Mannen