Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

6 Romantic Movie Gestures That Can Get You Prison Time

When done in real life, many of the tricks used by onscreen singletons to successfully woo potential lovers can get you put away for a long time.


5 Absurd (But Mind-Blowing) Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories

It's hard enough to make a good movie or TV show, but apparently some of the stuff you watch or listen to also contains secret hidden messages that only close examination will reveal. Or, at least, that's what countless conspiracy theorists around the internet would have us believe.


A Series of Wild Guesses About Where 'The Event' Is Going

There's a problem with NBC's formula: by basing a show around a single secret, interest will inevitably deflate and grow floppy once that secret is revealed.


6 Reasons Dolemite Is The Most Awesomely Bad Movie Ever

It honestly might not be legal to make a film like this any more.


How to Spot the Bad Guy in a Movie [COMIC]

It's even easier than you think.


How to Act: A Guide for the Untalented

For each of us willing to nurture these skills and pursue the passion wholeheartedly, success waits with open arms. For anyone who thinks that sounds like a lot of work, there is acting.



7 Baffling Moments from The Worst Video Game Movie Ever

It's like Hollywood was trying to make the Mortal Kombat movies appear legitimate.


6 Movies That Didn't Realize the Villain Really Won: Classic

'So what do we do about this whole international crime syndicate still hanging around?' 'Meh. Roll to credits.'


5 Classic Movies If They Got Pitched in Hollywood Today

If they greenlit Schindler's List today, it'd be about an assassin named Schindler, his large-breasted sidekick, and his list of high profile targets. In 3D. POSTproduction 3D.


5 Kids Games Hollywood Hasn't Ruined (Yet)

Let it be known now, if any of these movies ever get made, someone owes me some goddamn money.


5 Unfought Wars That Would Have Changed Everything

WARNING: The following article contains historical speculation from a comedy website.


6 Things Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget

Seriously, why didn't they kill Gilligan in the first episode?


7 Famous Movie Flaws That Were Explained in Deleted Scenes

Darth Vader's wakeboarding montage would really have broken the flow of Empire. Still, we wish they included it in the theatrical release.


The 7 Most Irritating Characters From Otherwise Great Movies

Hollywood's most frustrating films to watch are the ones that are one character away from being perfect. Whether it's a wacky sidekick or a sassy kid, they always suck the life out of the film.