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5 Famous Characters The World Saw Differently 20 Years Ago
5 Famous Characters The World Saw Differently 20 Years Ago

If you told a person in 1995 that Archie is a hunk in the year 2020, that would be a weird use of a time machine.

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The 'What?' Christmas Movie We Can’t Believe Is Real
The 'What?' Christmas Movie We Can’t Believe Is Real

A confounding Bigfoot-and-furries relationship drama? Sign us up?

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'It’s a Wonderful Life' Was Almost Way Darker
'It’s a Wonderful Life' Was Almost Way Darker

George Bailey's story didn’t have nearly enough politics and murder.

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3 Level BS Ranking Of Alexis Rose's Stories On 'Schitt's Creek'
3 Level BS Ranking Of Alexis Rose's Stories On 'Schitt's Creek'

Alexis Rose is best known for the countless misadventures she recalls ... but how many are true?

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TBS Cut Off The Ending Of 'Jingle All the Way' (Good.)
TBS Cut Off The Ending Of 'Jingle All the Way' (Good.)

If it’s a choice between sacrificing the moral of the story and taking a hard left into Looney Tunes territory, light that pyre up.

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That Cameo in 'The Mandalorian' Was Sad (But Not Because of the CGI)
That Cameo in 'The Mandalorian' Was Sad (But Not Because of the CGI)

Do we really want you-know-who looking after our favorite alien toddler?

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No One Wants To Stay At The 'Christmas Story' House
No One Wants To Stay At The 'Christmas Story' House

Either because of the cost, or fears of losing an eye.

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The Surprisingly Racist Origin of 'Christmas Vacation'
The Surprisingly Racist Origin of 'Christmas Vacation'

How is the most problematic part of this movie not Randy Quaid?

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3 Things That Make A Christmas Movie, A Christmas Movie
3 Things That Make A Christmas Movie, A Christmas Movie

I made a list, and checked it twice.

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Is 'Die Hard' Actually A Rom-Com
Is 'Die Hard' Actually A Rom-Com

Yippee-ki-awwww, motherf****r.

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The Search For Borat's Daughter In 'Borat Subsequent Moviefilm' Was Weirdly Intense
The Search For Borat's Daughter In 'Borat Subsequent Moviefilm' Was Weirdly Intense

Here's how Borat found his daughter -- before attempting to gift her to Mike Pence.

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The Indiana Jones-Captain America Crossover Nobody Noticed
The Indiana Jones-Captain America Crossover Nobody Noticed

The world’s most ethically flexible archaeologist is secretly part of the MCU? Weirder things have happened.

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