Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
The Brutally Honest Version of Ant-Man Moviegoers Deserved
'Screw you and the spinoff TV series you rode in on. I didn't invent this shrinking formula just so it could fall into the wrong hands.'
- By The Editing Room
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- August 20, 2015
15 Iconic Movie Scenes Improved By A Change In Cast
Sometimes it is possible to improve upon perfection.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 20, 2015
4 Ghastly Horrors That Somehow Made It Into Kids' Movies
Sometimes, you need to double-check those so-called kids' films, lest you plop the spawn down for happy-time viewing and wind up inadvertently corrupting them.
- By Alex Fukui
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- August 18, 2015
22 Movie Cliches That Just Won't Die
Like the props they use and the reboots they show up in, movie characters are starting to sound like an echo chamber.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 17, 2015
6 Sidekicks Who Should Have Been The Leader
Sidekicks get a raw deal, which is a shame really, because for every Watson who humbly plays beer-bitch to the much superior Holmes, there are other sidekicks who should clearly be the ones doing the keg stand.
- By Matt Cowan
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- August 16, 2015
F#@% Blake Griffin: How Nike Just Ruined Space Jam
As Cracked's foremost 'Space Jam' Authority and Occasional Wearer Of Shoes, I obviously have a lot of issues here.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- August 15, 2015
22 Famous Movie Romances You Never Realized Are Creepy
Movie romances leave us feeling warm and fuzzy, but really only because we never stop to think about them.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 15, 2015
6 Famous Movie Villains Whose Evil Schemes Make Zero Sense
Some villains opt to skip the over-complicated planning and instead go for schemes that make no sense right from the very first nefarious laugh.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- August 14, 2015
The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking
How much better would our favorite movies be if there weren't any language restrictions?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 14, 2015
10 Gritty Reboots We Can't Stop Hollywood From Making
Not even the fun movies and shows you grew up with can escape the grittiness of the modern world.
- By Randall Maynard
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- August 13, 2015
How 19 Famous Ads Would've Ended (If They Had Balls)
What happens when you take commercials and ground them in reality?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 13, 2015
5 Things Movie Dystopias Get Wrong About Dictatorships
Welcome to Dictatorship 101. Please take a seat. (You don't have a choice.)
- By Mark Hill
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- August 10, 2015
6 Dumb Aspects Of The Original Star Wars Trilogy You Forgot
The beloved OT was never meant to be seen as a great artistic achievement. Not until our collective nostalgic hive mind decided it had to be, anyway.
- By Jason Iannone
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- August 09, 2015
The Darkest Episode Of TV Ever Was On Celebrity Family Feud
Like any American classic, it's borderline impossible to appreciate this on your own. You need a guide for a masterpiece this dense.
- By Soren Bowie
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- August 08, 2015
36 Famous Movie Scenes Improved With Misheard Dialogue
Close captioning has been an amazing innovation for those who need it, but an even better innovation for those of us who love unintentional comedy.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 06, 2015
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