History’s Horniest King

Alfonso XIII of Spain had endless affairs, tons of illegitimate children (in addition to seven with his wife) and a sideline in commissioning pornography for his own private consumption

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The Most Hilarious Burns of Austin Butler’s Elvis Voice Leaving the Building Without an Oscar

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The Most Hilarious Burns of Austin Butler’s Elvis Voice Leaving the Building Without an Oscar

Last evening was a real good news/bad news type of night for Austin Butler. The bad news: He lost the Best Actor Oscar to Brendan Fraser. The good news: Now that the Academy Awards are over, the 31-year-old actor can get back to what young artists love doing most — finding his actual voice. Which, come to think of it, is also kinda bad news, too, as like a viking funeral, Twitter was more than happy to send off his Elvis affectation with the following scorching hot burns that will leave Butler’s publicist singing, “Don’t be cruel.”

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