Warning: Lots of talk of comic book wiener ahead.
Let's give these absolutely psychotic movies a little love.
Some of the stories behind these non-adaptations would make pretty good movies of their own (mostly comedies, with some hints of psychological horror).
Even the worst directors in the world don't get there out of nowhere.
These movies would've made 'Godfather Part II' look like a masterpiece.
Some films end up creating a gigantic ripple of success and artistic inspiration ... all from a single unassuming start.
When the money isn't rolling in, it's time for a rebrand, regardless of what the consumer was actually paying for.
Maybe we should take a break and consider that some of these puzzle pieces are a little too warped to fit the picture we have in mind.
Could you survive a horror movie? Or would you just end up as chump meat?
Some comic book arcs require more adult tellings to do their stories justice.
It's almost like film makers are trying to make us fear the future.
Movie romances can look fine on the surface, but are mostly pretty bizarre.