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Bart Simpsons’ Best Dark Humor Jokes and Moments
‘I just don’t want to be here, dad! Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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3 The Best New Running Joke of 2023 Is a Character with a 3D Printing Ass
‘Extraordinary’ craps on conventional superhero shows with one character’s unique asset
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Nate Bargatze Creeped Out Tiger Woods With the Name of His New Special
The comic meant to pay homage to Woods with the title of ‘Hello World,’ but he probably should have just gotten an autograph
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Is Patrick Mahomes Football’s Kenny Powers?
They both have cannon arms, mullets and the voice of a frog who knows how to party
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- By Keegan Kelly
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This Comedian Advertised Her Album on Porn Sites. She’s Still Waiting for Her Happy Ending
Logan Guntzelman tested the smut market for comedy fans
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Ali Wong Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘You wanna be a grown-ass woman? Stop dating skaters. Stop dating skaters unless you wanna wake up on a mattress in a kitchen. They’re sexy on the outside, malt liquor on the inside’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Paul Rudd Does a Side-by-Side with the Late-Night Writer Who Lizzo Thought Was Him
In Lizzo’s defense, the top third of their faces are surprisingly similar
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- By Keegan Kelly
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J.B. Smoove, Tiffany Haddish and Wesley Snipes Are Making Their Own ‘Magic Mike’
‘Back on the Strip’ is a barely clothed comedy about getting the band back together
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Raquel Welch Was a Hilarious Menace on ‘Seinfeld’
RIP, legend
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jennifer Coolidge Got Mad at David Harbour for Not Strangling Her Hard Enough
Coolidge berated Harbour for being too gentle during one of their rougher scenes in ‘We Have a Ghost’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Cringiest ‘Saturday Night Live’ Monologues, According to the ‘Live From New York’ Subreddit
These hosts helped us get our wince on
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- By Matt Solomon
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Calvin and Hobbes Creator Bill Watterson Is Back
But is he bringing Calvin with him?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Joan Rivers’ Venomous Hatred for Princess Diana Is Going Viral on TikTok
Rivers can still touch a nerve
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 of the Best Self-Deprecating Jokes from Top Comedians
‘I’ve never been in an orgy, but I feel like it’d be like what happens when I try to play pickup basketball: No one passes me the ball, and everyone asks me to keep my shirt on’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Maybe Chelsea Handler’s Video About Being Childless Is Cringe, But the Call for Her to Stay Barefoot and Pregnant Instead Is Worse
The comedian made a sketch about childlessness that Ben Shapiro and others are ludicrously claiming is a cry for help
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- By Keegan Kelly
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