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Jason Alexander Disavows Infamous ‘Metroid Prime’ Picture, Denies Being A Nerd
Alexander claims to have no recollection of the iconic pic — but the photographer remembers it all too well
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Alleged Crypto Bro Jimmy Fallon Didn’t Disclose His Financial Stake While Hawking ‘Bored Ape’ NFTs on ‘The Tonight Show’
Fallon and other A-listers could face consequences for allegedly inspiring their fans to pay the price of a house for a monkey JPEG
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Oh, We’re Still Doing This?: Neil Patrick Harris Is Reprising His Barney Character for ‘How I Met Your Father’
A reboot of a beloved comedy brought back an OG character to thunderous applause — where have we heard this one before?
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Dark Humor Jokes From Unexpected Sources
Including this terrifying bit from Ronald Reagan at the height of the Cold War: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Jesse Eisenberg Bemoans Being Cast in Oscar-Winning Dramas Instead of ‘Saturday Night Live’
Eisenberg and Finn Wolfhard complained about how their massively successful dramatic roles were their backup plans after 'SNL' snubbed them
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‘Suddenly, Going to See a Comedy Show Was This Huge Act of Defiance’: Dave Chappelle Claims Trans Activists Threw Eggs at His Fans
Chappelle recounted his side of the protests surrounding his Minneapolis show — bacon not included
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Let’s Hear You Burp’: Fans Are Throwing Their Hat in the Ring to Be the Next Rick and Morty Voices
Some aspiring voice talents have the pipes to perform the iconic roles, while others just have pipe dreams
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Meet the ‘Saturday Night Live’ Nepo Babies
Late-night comedy is a family affair
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Hi Terrible, I’m Dad’: Why Corny Jokes (Even the Good Ones) Get No Respect
Why are goofy puns so vilified?
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- By Mike Rampton
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Adult Swim Cuts Ties With ‘Rick and Morty’ Co-Creator Justin Roiland As He Faces Domestic Violence Charges
Adult Swim has announced that the series will move forward without Roiland’s involvement
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Drag Queen Turned Hannah Montana Star Turned Dog Philanthropist Turned Congressman George Santos Has A New Gig — Comedy Critic
Santos is unimpressed with the many impressions of him, and he’s going to let his dear friend Johnny Carson know about it
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Stream Snipers’ Are Bullying Dane Cook on Twitch
It’s a whole new way to bomb
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- By Matt Solomon
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Terrible Comedies from the 2023 Oscar Nominees
Check out the worst from the best
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- By Matt Solomon
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Eddie Murphy Loves Working From Home as Much as You Do
The comedy icon talked ‘You People’ and the Will Smith slap joke from the comfort of a couch
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Penn & Teller Are Educating Gen Z About Vaccines
A clip of the duo debunking anti-vax panic has gone viral on TikTok
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