The All-Time Best ‘Futurama’ Quotes, According to Reddit
Hulu says that Futurama will return soon enough. To which we reply, “That’s not soon enough!”
Actually, the streaming giant announced last month that the long-awaited 11th season and second revival of Matt Groening’s cult hit will finally drop on July 24th, but in the meantime, Futurama fans have the existing 50 hours of their favorite show to pour over and quote endlessly to one another while they wait for the new batch of novel, memorable and scientifically accurate zingers.
In a recent Reddit thread, such fans definitively determined their all-time favorite Futurama quotes, ranging from the over-memed “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore,” to the deeper cuts that only the Big Brain (and bigger nerds) remember. With so many quality quotes to choose from, the Top 10 list is likely to be divisive — except among The Neutrals, who have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it’s a spaceship! So I’d say anywhere between zero and one!
God Entity: When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
Zapp Brannigan: If we can hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
Bender: What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere! And I thought I saw a two…
Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There’s no such thing as two.
Fry: I can’t swallow that!
Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It’s a suppository.
Morgan Proctor: Why is there yogurt in this cap!
Fry: I can explain that! It used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all.
Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
Lrrr: Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
Zapp Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.
Farnsworth: I’ve just turbocharged the ship’s matter compressor!
Fry: What’s the matter compressor?
Farnsworth: Nothing’s the matter, Fry, now that I’ve turbocharged the ship’s matter compressor!
