Cracked Archive - Comedy
Julie Bowen’s Competition for Her Part in ‘Happy Gilmore’ Tried a Full Sharon Stone Reveal
Good thing Bowen followed her basic instincts
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- By Matt Solomon
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Brooke Shields’ ‘Friends’ Guest Role Made Andre Agassi Throw a Trophy-Smashing Tantrum
Then again, maybe it was just the meth
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Before The Jerky Boys, There Was ‘Longmont Potion Castle’
Why is it so hard to simply deliver hundreds of pounds of sod to Alex Trebek?
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- By Eli Yudin
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Mae Martin Begrudgingly Name Drops Dave Chappelle for His ‘Bad Faith’ Trans Jokes ‘With Real-Life Consequences’ in New Netflix Special
Martin would rather talk about their dad’s insane comments on their conception, but Chappelle just won’t shut up about trans people
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Professional Weirdo Jeff Goldblum Makes Seth Meyers Sing on His Own Show
Goldblum and Meyers accidentally sparked some chemistry à la Audrey Hepburn
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- By Keegan Kelly
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J.K. Rowling Wouldn’t Let Robin Williams Audition for ‘Harry Potter’ Parts
Williams wanted to play either Hagrid or Lupin, but Rowling wanted Americans to stay out of her series
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Producer Told Tyler James Williams That He’d Never Work Again
The ‘Abbott Elementary’ star still remembers his awful boss who told him he’d only ever be Chris Rock
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Sam Neill Calls Robin Williams ‘The Saddest Person I’ve Ever Met’
Neill says his 'Bicentennial Man’ co-star was ‘inconsolably solitary and deeply depressed’ in a new memoir
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Meanest, Dirtiest and Most Offensive Jokes Gilbert Gottfried Ever Told at a Comedy Central Roast
What you’re about to read is not for the faint of heart
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- By Dan Fritschie
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‘Scrubs’ Creator Bill Lawrence Threatens That Reunion Movie Is ‘Inevitable’
The series should have gotten a DNR after its unimpressive ninth season
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Iconic Comedy Duos That Could Give the Disgusting Brothers from 'Succession' a Run for Their Money
If only Logan Roy's security cams could capture some of this action.
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- By Matt Solomon
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Bill Maher Mistakenly Believes That There Are No Nepo Babies in Pro Sports
The son of a radio announcer called professional sports the last true meritocracies
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Chanel West Coast Leaves ‘Ridiculousness’ After 30 Seasons. Also, ‘Ridiculousness’ Has 30 Seasons?
What’s another 10 or 20 seasons when you’re the only thing MTV has got?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Kevin Nealon Explains How Schwarzenegger Killed the ‘Hans and Franz’ Movie Musical
They wanted to crack (clap) you up
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- By Matt Solomon
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For Thirty Bucks, You Can Watch Jeanie Buss and the Laker Girls Open for Jay Mohr
What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Los Angeles Lakers
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- By Matt Solomon
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