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Jokes From Adam Sandler’s Network Debut on David Letterman That Show Exactly Where He Was Headed
Even in 1991, Sandler needed us to know how much he loves basketball
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Chris Pratt Claims He Played ‘Super Mario Bros.’ for 25 Million Hours
Apparently, Pratt’s been playing Mario since before Rome was born
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Alan Ruck Made So Little Money on ‘Ferris Bueller’ That He Had to Go Work at Sears
Ruck only made $40,000 for the John Hughes classic. Here’s where Cameron goes berserk
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Margot Robbie Might Be A Good Barbie, But David Lynch Was A Great One
Lynch played Barbie in a promotional short film for his brand of coffee beans
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‘I Approached It Like A Sketch Show’: Scott Aukerman on ‘Comedy Bang! Bang! The Podcast (The Book)’
‘We’re not talking about comedy. We’re just doing comedy’
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Cornell Professor Explains Why We Need Dark Humor in the Fight Against Climate Change
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel funny
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Hall of Shame Jokes from ‘Saturday Night Live’ Monologues
Live from New York — it’s total cringe and bombing!
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Charlie Day Says Basement-Dwellers Will Be ‘Mario’ Movie’s Biggest Critics — Besides the Actual Critics, Apparently
Day says that middle-aged losers will be the hardest on the film — ‘Hold my beer,’ says Rotten Tomatoes
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- By Keegan Kelly
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If A New Ken Jeong Sitcom Lives, Can ‘Masked Singer’ Finally Die?
If ‘10% Happier’ means no ‘Masked Singer,’ we’ll be 100 percent happier
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- By Matt Solomon
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TikTok Comedian Tells Us Which Ordinary Foods Would Kill Gwyneth Paltrow
God help us all if Gwyneth ever steps foot in an Arby’s
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An Early Adam Sandler Roast Erupted into ‘Violence’
‘You’re the exact same guy you were when you first started — a drunken buffoon’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Don’t Forget — Amy Schumer Was Supposed to Be Barbie in ‘Barbie’
Before they sold the project, Sony almost made the movie with Schumer — before a pair of heels changed her mind
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Cecily Strong Lists All the Ways Donald Trump Was a Nightmare ‘Saturday Night Live’ Host
Your favorite president doesn’t believe ‘The Giving Tree’ is a real book
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ron Howard Almost Made Opie Porn to Fund Directorial Debut
We almost got to see Mayberry After Dark
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Chris Rock Convinced Donald Glover to Give Stand-Up Another Try
‘GQ’ called Glover’s stand-up career ‘god-awful’ to his face — he’ll rub his future comedy Grammy in theirs
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