Cracked Archive - Comedy
Sebastian Maniscalco’s New Movie with Robert De Niro Is Just ‘You People’ with Italians
The trailer for ‘About My Father’ has more Italian flags than Little Italy on Columbus Day
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3 That Time Hulk Hogan Almost Killed Richard Belzer
‘It’s all right," assured Mr. T. ‘He’s just sleeping’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ernie Hudson Couldn’t Even Get on the ‘Ghostbusters’ Poster
Like a ghost, much of his character disappeared
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- By Matt Solomon
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Reddit Is Ablaze Trying to Figure Out Why Weird Al Hasn’t Been on ‘Saturday Night Live’
It must be the blood feud between Lorne Michaels and Dr. Demento
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- By Matt Solomon
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12 Fortune Feimster Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘My yoga teacher let me do the modified version of everything. The class would do downward dog, and she’d let me eat raviolis. They’d do a child’s pose, and she’d let me take a nap in the corner. I love yoga. Namaste’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Five Best Puns from U.K. Pun Champion Attila the Pun
The prize-winning groaners from England’s conquering wordplay king
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Joe Rogan and Ben Shapiro Argue ‘Ratatouille’ and Beaches That Make You Old in an A.I.-Assisted Masterpiece
Now we want the real-life podcasters to start a film talk show together
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Jimmy Carter Wouldn’t Go on ‘Letterman’ So Letterman Ambushed Him Instead
It is not advisable for anyone other than David Letterman to ambush a U.S. president
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The British Tabloids Say ‘South Park’ May Have Caused a Rift in Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s Marriage
The royal renegades are reportedly furious over last week’s ‘South Park’ episode and are taking it out on each other
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Will CBS Have Any Idea What to Do With a ‘Curb’-Style Improvised Sitcom Starring Paul Scheer?
‘Friends’ co-creator Marta Kauffman wants to bring improv to broadcast sitcoms
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- By Keegan Kelly
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David Cross Criticizes Comics Who ‘Bitch and Moan’ When Their Trans Jokes Don’t Land
Cross had some side-eyed snark for comedy’s edgelords in a recent interview
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Chelsea Handler Convinced a Nun to Smoke Weed
‘She was so funny when she was high’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ed Sheeran to Try His Hand at Humor By Playing a Homeless Drug Addict
The pop star will thankfully play a role other than himself in a project other than ‘Game of Thrones’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Marlon Wayans Mistakenly Thinks We Want to Hear More About ‘The Slap’
Just when you thought comics were done joking about Will Smith...
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Jokes and Moments Remembering the Late, Great Richard Belzer
His reported last words were vintage Belzer
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- By Dan Fritschie
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