Cracked Archive - Celebrities
15 Celebrities Who Got Banned From Entire Countries
It can be anything from wearing the wrong flower to doing a racism.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Amanda Mannen
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8 5 Nepo Babies That Crashed And Burned Spectacularly
Now all they have is an Smaug-sized inheritance! Suckers!
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 People Who Rode Dorky Hobbies to Rock-Star Status
It’s not often you sell out stadiums on the accordion
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Ridiculous Celeb Crowdfunding Campaigns: From Kanye To Björk And Beyond
Celebrities’ crowdfunding dreams dashed: Kanye, Björk, Sylvester Stallone, and more.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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15 Celebs We Never Knew Recorded An Album
Maybe just stick to baseball, The New York Mets
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Actors Who Weren’t Always In On The Joke
Tommy Wiseau came to accept 'The Room' is not seen as the masterpiece he was aiming for.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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15 Celebrities Who Tried Stand-Up (But Absolutely Shouldn't Have)
Ever bombed because you were too hot or too rich? They have.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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The 15 Most Extreme Celebrity Pets
The rich and notorious throughout history have not only been allowed to play God over a variety of dangerous wild animals, they’ve thought nothing of flaunting it.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Andres Diplotti
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15 Unhinged Reasons Celebrities Were Given for Why They'd Never Make It
Despite being told she had the "wrong face" by a director, Judi Dench went on to get eight Oscar nominations.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Celebs That Got Kicked Out Of Public Places
After multiple incidents of poor behavior, James Corden was (briefly) banned from Balthazar.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Audacious Celebrity Stunts That Just Flopped Horribly
With apologies: Screech from ‘Saved by the Bell’ pretended to have a sex tape.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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15 Incredible Real-Life Achievements By Major Celebs
Larry David saved a man from jail.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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15 Jennifer Coolidge Now-You-Know Facts
This is a total AILC - Article I'd Like to Click!
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- By JhallComics, JD Roberson
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When They Were Nobodies: 15 Pre-Fame Appearances on Dating Shows
Young actors need love, too. (Also, TV appearances to pad their resume.)
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- By Erik Barnes, Andres Diplotti
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16 Children’s Books Surprisingly Written By Celebrities
Who's to stop them? You?
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- By Andres Diplotti, Erik Barnes
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