Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Insane Celebrity Side Project Fails (You Never Knew About)

Many celebs don't have the first clue what it takes to run a successful business.


The Guy Who Wrote 'A Christmas Carol' Was A Total Monster

We don't want to alarm you, but some of your favorite creators are/were really awful human beings.


12 Famous People You Didn’t Notice Died In 2017 (Part 2)

This is part two of our yearly mega-list of overlooked celebrity deaths.


Weird Things In Famous Peoples' Pasts

A roundup of the weird things celebrities never talk about.


5 Moronic Stunts YouTube Stars Won't Quit Doing

It really does kind of seem like these guys ran out of good ideas just seconds after purchasing their cameras.


The 6 Most Outlandish Claims Made By Celebrities

There are some celebrities who have told tales so tall you could see your house from them.


6 Crazy Auditions That Landed Actors Their Famous Roles

Because Hollywood is a pinball machine with bumpers of randomness and insanity, sometimes famous parts go to actors (even great ones) for all the wrong reasons.


6 Common Ideas You Had No Idea Celebrities Actually Owned

Celebrities are slowly buying words in the dictionary like a bunch of newly discovered private islands.


Schwarzenegger Did A Creepy Soft-Porn Travel Video In 1983

In 1983, Arnold Schwarzenegger teamed up with Playboy Entertainment to make an educational travel video about Carnival in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. At least, that was the intention.


17 Good-Guy Moves By Bad-Guy Celebrities

Turns out bad guys do good things, sometimes.


6 Famous People Whose Origin Stories Are Dark Secrets

Nobody expects celebrities to be exactly the way they portray themselves onscreen. Still, it's always shocking when famous people turn out to be the complete opposite of what they're famous for.


The 5 Most Baffling Casting Decisions For Teenage Roles

Hollywood hates casting teenagers to play teenagers.


6 Famous People Who Hilariously Trolled Their Own Fans

Some celebrities see fame as tremendous burden and distraction from their craft, whereas others treat it as a golden opportunity to screw with thousands of strangers for no logical reason.


12 Faded Celebrities With Secret Lives In Cartoons

Turns out Mark Hamill isn't the only one who can take his voice to the bank.