Cracked Archive - Celebrities
55 Real Adventures That Celebrities Had
Sure, it might sound exciting to be famous, with all the moviemaking and lawmaking and parties on boats. But the real exciting parts of these people's lives are the stories you don't even hear.
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26 Harrison Ford Reacts To Magic Trick In The Most 'Harrison Ford' Way Possible
Unlike another character in the Indiana Jones series, Ford did not choose (his card) poorly.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The $25 Check That Ruined Jerry Springer’s Political Career
Long before trash TV titan Jerry Springer hosted 4,969 episodes of “The Jerry Springer Show,” he was a beloved politician in Cincinnati.
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- By Greg Ott
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Lana Del Rey Fans Irritated With Album Cover That Looks Like It Was Edited On A Phone App
Smartphone editing apps -- it's the Lana Del Way.
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- By Carly Tennes
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You're Not Alone: 'SNL' Cast Also Peeved Elon Musk Is Hosting Next Month
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Lana Del Rey Is Apparently a 'Karen' Fashion Icon, Court Documents Show
PSA: Mesh masks are a trend that was "Born to Die."
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- By Carly Tennes
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Dan Savage Can’t Stop Proving He’s No Longer Relevant
Time for some tough savage love.
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- By Cedric Voets
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4 Childhood Faves Whose Lives Have Taken Dark Turns
You take your eyes off these guys for one decade …
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Brilliant Creators Who Got Their Start Making Ordinary Ads
Before you create a genre-defining masterpiece, you have to pay the bills.
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- By Adam Bumas
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Are Dr. Seuss and Hayao Miyazaki Actually the Same Person…?
Which is just our pop-culture-disordered brain's way of saying that there are some fascinating similarities between the two artists.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Meghan McCain Is To Blame For Her Bad, 'Star Wars' Background Character Hairdos, Stylist Says
"I'm not slapping something on her and being like, ‘Take THAT!" said her stylist.
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- By Carly Tennes
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BREAKING: British Tabloids Are Still Terrible to Meghan Markle
Can you like, not?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Elon Musk Could Bring 'Jurassic Park' To Life With Genetically Engineered Dinosaurs, Partner Says
We shouldn't have to tell you why this is a bad idea.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Hugh Grant's Real Name Is "Hugh Mungo," Internet Rediscovers
Hugh Mungo-us news --
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- By Carly Tennes
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Lil Nas X Releases 'Twerk Hero' Game Where Players Shake His Digital Butt to The Satanic-Panic Sparking Single
Call me by your game?
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- By Carly Tennes
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