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We've Been Pronouncing 'Hanukkah' Wrong All These Years, Smokey Robinson Says
Whether you spell it "Chanukkah," "Hanukkah," or "Xanuka," you probably haven't said it like this.
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'Acting Juice' Feels Like A Heart Attack, Is Emily Blunt's Secret Weapon
Here's how to get your hands on the grown-up equivalent of Honey Boo Boo's
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- By Carly Tennes
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Dolly Parton Saved A Child's Life While Filming Her New Christmas Movie
America's sweetheart strikes again!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Matthew McConaughey on Political Divisiveness: 'Let's Get Aggressively Centric'
Plus, what experts say about the actor's theory of political unity.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Black Panther's Shuri Has Some Alarming Views On Public Health
And of course, the internet roasted her.
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John Mulaney Says 'SNL' Monologue Got Him Investigated By The Secret Service
The Secret Service, not understanding humor since 1865.
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- By Carly Tennes
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One Man's Crusade To Officially Name A Island (... After Busta Rhymes?)
He's just convinced Mr. Rhymes would appreciate its bounty of recreation and healthy snacks.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 'What?' Side Projects From The Most Famous People Of 2020
Lately, everyone's been in the bathroom screaming. But earlier, they did some notable stuff.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell
He was the father of French literature, but he was also its daddy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Pope Francis' Instagram Account 'Liked' Bikini Model's Steamy Selfie
Oops ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Correction: Brown Stuff Leaking Down Rudy Giuliani's Face Likely Not Hair Dye, Experts Say
Experts sound off on what exactly was that brown gunk streaming down the 'Borat 2' star's temples.
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- By Carly Tennes
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President Trump's Former Attorney Michael Cohen Promotes Adult Film Star On Cameo
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The Celebrity Interviewer With Zero Chill: Leta Powell Drake
How do you grow the pair to sit across from the likes of Tim Curry, turn to the camera, and say 'He looks evil in many ways'?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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People Who Complain About 'Men In Dresses' Are Pointless
Because nothing riles up the internet like a male pop star in a dress.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Internet Roasts Elon Musk For Being A 'Space Karen'
Not all Karens have the manager's number on speed dial. Some of them are actually just billionaire tech bros with a penchant for space travel and hyperloop technology.
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