If you're a woman, you have only moments to shield your birth canal and run from Man Comics. Hurry. OK, fellas, now that the ladies are gone, let's speak as men. I created Man Comics to celebrate adventure without all the womanly plot structure and dance numbers of traditional storytelling. During my illustrious and nearly award-eligible career here at Cracked, I've manned up both the science fiction and sci-fi genres. I made black comics blacker, crime comics crimer, and drove a dick-like penis straight into girl comics. I even added bulges to superhero comics, but this month I am manlifying one of the manliest of genres: The Western.

HOG-TIED FINGERED MAN COMICS PRESENTS: & FUCKIN' A BY THE COMICS CODE CA cow AUTHORITY WESTERN STORIES IO: aam THE BRUNKEST COWBOYS! ANY FELLA IN HERE

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

PUNCHMASTER VS: FLNCHMASTER RIDES AGAIN! you LOST! THLAT DOUBLE LIKE BEAT WHAT PUNCHMASTER? THAT'S GLESS WHAT SH-SHT PUNCHMASTER ANSWERS. DOES NEXT. P

AIIEEEEE!!!! HSSSSSSSS... CLIFFY AND IN... SCAMPY AEEEE!!! HHHHHHH... AllEEEEE!!!! HHHSSSSSSSSSSSSS! CHILDREN! WHISPER THE MANNER OF YOUR DEATH TO THE

S-SIR. NO. A MAYOR NOBODY I'M THE IN CHARGE OF A CORRECTS THE MAYOR MUNICIPALITY. PUNCHMASTER. OF THIS TOWN. GOOD. BUT PUNCHMASTER DOESN'T NEED A FING

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For more hard-hitting Man Comics, see Smokey The Bear's Terrifying Origin Story, Revenge of the Manliest Dog Alive, or What if Captain America Was Insane?

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