5 Signs That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning into Kanye West

To put it bluntly, Jay-Z has become the 'Kanye West
5 Signs That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning into Kanye West

Jay-Z and Kanye West have been intrinsically linked for at least as long as the latter of the two has been making music. Signed to Jay-Z's Roc-A-Fella Records for his entire career, Kanye first made a name for himself when he produced several key tracks on his "big brother's" legendary album The Blueprint. Through the years, the two have collaborated on all sorts of classic songs and finally made their marriage official by releasing a joint album, Watch the Throne, in 2011.

Recently, though, their collaborative nature has moved in a surprising direction. To put it bluntly, Jay-Z has become the "Kanye West" of the union. Here are five reasons why ...

Jay-Z Is Now the More Fashion Conscious of the Two

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Kanye West is what those of us who speak fluent fashion industry jargon refer to as "a snappy dresser." Or at least that used to be the case. Remember when he was wearing pink polo shirts with popped collars and nobody laughed? Of course not, we all laughed, but if we're being honest with ourselves, it was more of an uncomfortable "We secretly think he looks kind of good as the villain from an '80s teen movie" kind of laugh than anything.

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He could really fill out an argyle sweater in his day.

Kanye West used to date a model and, goddammit, he dressed like it.

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A model with dude hair, though, so it barely counted.

And now, everyone say it with me, he's dating Kim Kardashian and, goddammit, he dresses like it.

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Gray patch or sweat stain? You decide!

Obviously, that's not Kim Kardashian posing with Kanye in that picture, and you're a dick if you thought that was the joke I was going to make. That's New York real estate tycoon Aby Rosen, and that raises an obvious question. Why does Kanye West look like the slob in that picture? "New York real estate tycoon" is like the seventh sleaziest profession on earth, but somehow this picture looks like the scene in The Pursuit of Happyness where Will Smith shows up to an important job interview in a dirty T-shirt and with paint stains on his face. Even better, here's a shot of Kanye West at a fashion show wearing the same Canadian tuxedo and white high top combo that your dad was wearing the night he knocked up your mom at a Warrant concert in 1987.

5 Signs That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning into Kanye West
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Kim Kardashian is captain of the varsity disinterest squad.

Meanwhile, in the video for the first single from that legendary Blueprint album where Kanye West's name first started popping up in the production credits, Jay-Z looked like this ...


... and this ...

5 Signs That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning into Kanye West

... and, holy shit, this:

5 Signs That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning into Kanye West

That's Jay-Z making one of the boldest "fashion" choices a man can make. He's wearing a basketball jersey, without a T-shirt underneath it, in public. Perfectly acceptable dress if, say, you're a professional basketball player. At the very least you should be playing basketball if you're in that kind of get-up. As it stands, though, there's no reason for Jay-Z and Damon Dash to be shirts and skins-ing it on that stage.

Everything changed a few years after that unfortunate jersey incident when Jay-Z began dating Destiny's Child lead singer Beyonce Knowles in one of the biggest coups in dating history since Bobby landed Whitney. And now, he wears shit like this:

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Please note the potentially matching fur coats.

Granted, that picture was taken at the president's inauguration, where failing to dress up means an almost guaranteed beating at the hands of a Secret Service agent, but still, look at those glasses!

Remember that picture of Kanye West looking less handsome than some old white dude? Check out how Jay-Z handles that same situation.

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His tie is made of machismo.

You know what? Forget that he looks better than Clive Davis and whoever the other white guy is; he even looks better than John Legend. That guy probably can't wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss without putting on a fresh suit, and Jay-Z is killing him in that picture.

It wasn't always this way. It wasn't this way at all. And fashion isn't the only area where Jay-Z has taken a turn for the Kanye.

Jay-Z Is the "Artsy" One Now

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Kanye West had a blog way back when people had blogs, and when he wasn't using it to complain about shit, he used it to introduce the world to barely known artists. I don't mean "artists" as in new musicians, I mean actual artists. As you can see in this Complex magazine slideshow, which should be taken out back and beaten for not having a "view as article" button, the list of names he gave special attention to on his blog reads like a who's who of the modern art world.

5 Signs That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning into Kanye West

Case in point, who the fuck is this?

I assume it does, anyway, but don't correct me if I'm wrong. I don't even sort of care.

It wouldn't be accurate to say that Kanye has completely lost his "artistic" leanings. His videos are still pretty "avant-gardy," to quote Lil' Kim at the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards, and he even went to the pretentious trouble of debuting the video for the lead single from his Yeezus album on the side of a building in New York.

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There goes the ... YEborhood, get it?!?!?

Debuting a video one street corner at a time is definitely strange, but at the same time, it's kind of a cool and unique way to tell the world about your new album (more on that later). For an "artsy" move to really have an impact on the audience, there has to be some element to it that makes you say, "Now just what the fuck is this all about?" With that in mind, have a look at this:

That's just over two already sort of bizarre minutes of footage from Jay-Z's recent appearance at an art gallery in New York called Pace, where he did a "performance piece" that consisted of him rapping the same goddamn song for six consecutive hours. You know who needs to hear the same song for six hours? No one. People trying to memorize a song don't even need to listen to it for that long.

Not that Kanye West didn't hit the art gallery circuit to promote his new album, of course. Just prior to the release of Yeezus, he took to a Swedish art gallery and ... organized a last minute listening party. That makes perfect sense, and sense is the last thing I've come to expect from the words "Kanye West at an art gallery." The entire world is turning upside down right now. And there's more.

Jay-Z Is a Bigger Bother to the President

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Remember when Kanye West said George Bush doesn't care about black people on national television? GW called it the lowest point of his presidency, which, as we've pointed out previously, means that Kanye West on the Hurricane Katrina benefit was basically George Bush's 9/11. That's odd, given that 9/11 also happened during the Bush presidency, but hey, we all handle adversity in different ways.

Even with all of that taken into consideration, President Obama only wishes his Jay-Z problems were so minor. It's fairly common knowledge that American citizens aren't supposed to travel to Cuba, but Jay-Z and Beyonce did just that in April of this year to celebrate their wedding anniversary. When Republicans naturally erupted in a fiery ball of questions for the president about the legality of the trip and who authorized it, Obama didn't even have a chance to respond before Jay-Z answered everyone and made it rhyme, no less.

That song is called "Open Letter," and in less than three minutes, it made things even worse for Mr. Carter's good friend Barack Obama with this line addressing the Cuba trip:

"Boy from the hood but got White House clearance."

Just like that, Jay-Z became like 97 of the president's 99 problems. Things have reached such a head that the House Appropriations Committee recently introduced the "Jay-Z and Beyonce Bill," which aims to put even further restrictions on travel to Cuba.

As a result of that one trip, Obama has had to put himself in the uncomfortable position of being the only guy in the United States who has to pretend he doesn't like Jay-Z anymore.

Kanye West might have hurt President Bush's feelings, but at least no one had to write new laws over it.

Jay-Z Has Proven to Be the One Who Really Loves Coldplay

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If there's one thing that both Jay-Z and Kanye West have taken a shine to over the years, it's white people. Specifically, white male singers. So deep is their affection for the musical stylings of the Adam Levines (Maroon 5) and Chris Martins (Coldplay) of the world that a disagreement over who should be allowed to make terrible music with the latter of those two names led to one of the first and few public disputes between Jay and Ye.

The closing track from Kanye West's fanfuckingtastic 2007 album Graduation is called "Big Brother" and, for the most part, plays like a tribute to his friend and mentor. That said, check out these lines from the song:

I told Jay I did a song with Coldplay Next thing I know he got a song with Coldplay Back in my mind I'm like Damn, no way Translate, espanol No way

As presented in "opening scroll from Star Wars" colors.

Pretty contentious stuff, and by Jay-Z's own admission, Kanye kind of had reason to be upset. After all, "Young Hov" made the necessary phone calls to make the Kanye West song happen in the first place. To turn around and rush his own Coldplay-infused song onto store shelves was kind of lame of him.

Furthermore, it's not like he had any precedent for recording with someone like Chris Martin (Linkin Park doesn't count because I pretend that band isn't real), but Kanye certainly did. On the album prior to this kerfuffle, Late Registration, he recorded a song that featured Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine on the chorus. So, sure, at the time of the Coldplay incident, it probably seemed like Jay-Z was on some copycat bullshit, but even if that was the case, one thing was for sure -- there was no way he was going to let Kanye West like Chris Martin more than he liked Chris Martin ever again.

Since bickering over who wanted a Mr. Paltrow cameo on their album the hardest, Jay-Z has gone out of his way to prove who the real Coldplay fan is in the relationship. Those two don't just record songs together, they're practically family now. If that sounds like hyperbole, check out this headline:

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DO NOT go to Cuba!

Not familial enough for you? Fine, take this one instead:

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I hope he saves a life someday so we can call him "Doctor Jay."

Also, name another white actress who gets away with tweeting this shit after a Jay-Z concert:

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Fact: Your black friends will never be this comfortable with you.

If ever there was a time when we all felt that Kanye West was more deserving of the uppity attention of Coldplay's lead singer (and his entire family), that time has certainly passed by now. And it wouldn't be the last time Kanye would have his thunder stolen by his boss.

Jay-Z's New Album Is a Total Taylor Swift Move

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A new album from Kanye West or Jay-Z is always going to be a huge deal. Normally, that huge deal would be preceded by months of promotion and leaked tracks and shout-outs to watch makers and all the other fun stuff that comes with releasing an album. There was none of that when Kanye West released his most recent album, Yeezus, last month.

No videos, no singles on the radio, nothing. He just tweeted a date and the album arrived, looking like the rush to get it from the factory that printed up the discs to the music-buying public left no time for Kanye to strap on a bear suit and take a picture for the album cover or anything.



That's some exciting shit, and since when does a major rap artist of that caliber just drop a surprise album on people like that? Well, Jay-Z does, and he broke the surprise in a slightly more grandiose manner than projecting his face on the side of a building.


He's over that shit anyway.

A mere two days before the release of Yeezus, Jay-Z bought three minutes of commercial time during Game 5 of the NBA Finals (which will probably set you back like 50 bucks these days) to tell the world, "Surprise, I have a new album coming out, too!" As if breaking the news of your surprise album (Magna Carta Holy Grail) two days before baby brother is set to release his isn't overshadowing enough, he also announced that not only would the album be coming out on the Fourth of July, but it would be delivered to 1 million Samsung Galaxy owners for free at midnight 72 hours prior to the physical release date.



Yeezus H. Christ, is there anything else? Will Jay-Z hand deliver a copy to 1,000 fans in each of the 50 states? Does the album come with the deed to a new state? These are probably the kind of under-the-breath questions Kanye West was muttering to himself after hearing those plans.

Aside from being kind of a dick move, though, it didn't really have any impact on Yeezus, right? After all, the album debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 200 charts and, at an impressive 327,000 copies sold, marks the biggest first week sales numbers for a rap artist since Drake's Take Care album in 2011. But ...

Yeezus stopped selling as quickly as it started selling, suffering an insane 80 percent sales drop-off in the second week, moving just 65,000 copies. That's the fourth biggest drop by an album that debuted at No. 1 in the entire SoundScan era. To his credit, at least when Kanye West fails, he still does it in history-making fashion.

As for Jay-Z and Magna Carta Holy Grail, the first week sales of 528,000 copies made for the second biggest opening week for any artist all year (Justin Timberlake sold damn near a million his first week out).

The Kanye West camp blamed online piracy for killing Week 2 sales, but seeing as how Jay-Z literally gave away a million copies and still had one of the best weeks of the year, Yeezus shouldn't rule out that the weak sales are the result of something a little closer to home.

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