Get your Google calendar ready because after a lull in new releases, we’re coming in hot with some highly anticipated games for the end of summer. 

Disney Dreamlight Valley

Disney adults (and children I guess) get your ears on, it’s time to live in the Magic Kingdom. This hybrid sim/adventure game tasks you with uncovering the forgotten stories of your favorite Pixar and Disney characters while you restore Dreamlight Valley. And customize a sweet pad for yourself. Early access starts September 6th.

LEGO Brawls

It’s the age of the “Smash-like”. LEGO Brawls pits customized LEGO minifigures against one another in a Super Smash Bros. style tournament. Given the success of MultiVersus and the stellar existing LEGO games, this is one to watch. The brawl begins September 2nd.

Metal: Hellsinger

Do you love Beat Saber but wish it had more killing? Wish that Counter-Strike cared about your sick ability to keep a beat? This is the game for you my friends. Metal: Hellsinger is a rhythm first person shooter game. The game rewards you for shooting to the beat with bigger damage and more METAL. Unleash Hell on September 15th.

Splatoon 3

The third game in the now classic series, Splatoon is good fun for all ages. If you can’t wait to scream “I inked myself” at your roommates, snag the free demo on the Switch store now. Or you can wait until the game fully releases on September 9th.

Potion Permit

If you’re a fan of Stardew Valley or you flunked out of medical school but don’t want to let your doctor dreams die, this is the game for you. It’s a beautiful formula: a broken down town, people in need of help, and one hero starting from the bottom. Charming pixels and addictive looking crafting will be yours when this game drops September 22nd.

So you like games eh? Check out this ode to chonky video game trucks, 5 games for the bitter and cynical, and this piece about how videogames are my parents now.

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