A lot of people ask how the jokes in the Comedy Hall of Fame are displayed. Little TVs everywhere? Plaques? Ribbons? We actually wrap all the jokes in blankets and you view them through a window like a room of newborns. Anyway…here are 14 more great jokes and bits for the Comedy Hall Of Fame.

Tom Segura

First 48: the funniest bit from Segura’s first Netflix special, Completely Normal. Once you hear this one, you’ll be a lifelong Segura fan.

Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin

Netflix

"I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' And I said, ‘I am.’"

Chris Rock

Chris Evans

Netflix

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullsh*t. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

Tim Minchin

Tim Minchin

Universal Pictures

“I get lots of emails trying to convince me to buy a penis enlargement kit. I don't need a penis enlargement kit. I'm perfectly happy with the penis enlargement kit I've got at home.”

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