Some comedians tell good jokes, some comedians tell great jokes, and some comedians tell the BEST jokes possible. These are those comedians, and these are those jokes. Here are 15 more jokes that hang in storied halls of the Comedy Hall of Fame.

Flight of the Conchords

*On worrying about the future*

Brett: “I worry about it for my children, and my children’s children, and my children’s children’s children.”

Jemaine: "I actually think you’re children are to young to be having children. And when it come’s to your children’s children’s children, when does it stop. How small are they gonna get.”

The Flight of the Conchords HBO hour special changed my DNA.

Kristen Schaal

“I only look for one thing in guys; they just have to have a sense of humor…about their enormous c**k.”

Now imagine Louise from Bob's Burgers saying it.

Mitch Hedberg

“I like escalators, because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign. Only an "Escalator Temporarily Stairs... Sorry for the Convenience."

There is an entire Mitch Hedberg wing in the Comedy Hall of Fame.

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

NBC

“I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything anymore if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.”

If I had an astrology mood watch I'd start playing the lotto a lot more.

Aziz Ansari

"The government's, like, 'Oh yeah, you can come to the United States, but you've got to go to Alabama.' It's kind of like a girl going, 'Yeah, you can see me naked, but you can only look at my left elbow. And my left elbow is racist.'

Remember when Aziz was just the fun little bouncy guy instead of the fun little introspective guy.

Steve Harvey

Remember this, and hope Harvey returns to the circuit.

“You saw Titanic. The band was playing as the ship went down. What Black band you know gonna keep playing with the damn ship goin’ down? Kool and the Gang would have been unplugging s**t. “Man, let’s get the f**k out of here.”

Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress

Adult Swim

Is he stupid, or brave?

"I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant…because I believe in myself."

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