Comedy is an artform. The greatest comedians of our age are our Van Goh's and Michelangelo's. We've compiled 15 of the best jokes… or Mona Lisa's if you will. I don't know if this analogy has legs. Here's 15 jokes for the comedy hall of fame.

Brian Regan

The exact thought I have whenever I see a log truck now.

"I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass each other on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble."

Nick Thune

Nick Thune

NBC Universal

My Dad always wants to go there whenever I tell him I'm depressed.

“I want to open up a restaurant and name it “I don't care” so I can finally go to the place my girlfriend is always talking about.”

Myq Kaplin

Myq Kaplan

Viacom

If you love rapid fire jokes, you need Myq Kaplan in your life.

“I'm Jewish. I'm not uber-Jewish. Like I will use German to describe how Jewish I am.”

Richard Pryor

Broadway Video

I think there's been some sort of mistake…

"I woke up in an ambulance. And it wasn't nothing but white people staring at me. I said, Ain't this a b***h. I done died and wound up in the wrong muthaf****g heaven."

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