6 Hilarious Pranks Pulled by Soldiers in the Middle of War

Have you ever watched a cop movie where the hunt for some serial killer gets interrupted by a pissing match between the cops and some other agency, like the FBI? You know, where the feds are asserting "jurisdiction" in order to get all the credit for catching the bad guy? Did you find yourself thinking that the whole thing was ridiculous, as if nobody in the real world would actually put the mission aside over some dumb rivalry? Just wait until you hear about the pissing match between the U.S. Marines and the Navy frogmen.

People always think the Marines were the first ones to hit the beaches in World War II, but there was an elite group of Navy sailors who actually went to the beaches first to scout them out. They were known as the frogmen, and they were basically the Navy SEALs of World War II.

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Being the predecessors to bin Laden killers, the frogmen had a reputation they took quite a bit of pride in -- so the frogmen wanted to make it abundantly clear to the Marines who exactly was at the beach first. And after the Marines bragged that they would totally be first, the completely mature frogmen planned a prank to prove the Marines wrong.

So, on one mission in Guam, several of the frogmen scurried up onto the beach in full view of the enemy. With bullets and death quickly reaching them, they hastily left something behind and got out of there. They had risked their lives so that when the Marines invaded Guam later, they would find a certain sign waiting for them:

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Yep, it's a hand-painted sign planted in the middle of a war zone, taunting their fellow soldiers for coming in second place in the race to get to a spot where they were likely to die. We're telling you -- war does funny things to people.

Naturally, the frogmen's commanding officer was pissed off and reprimanded the men. And then proceeded to brag about the incident to Marine generals later.

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In 1979, the British comedy film Life of Brian was released. Among its more famous sequences is when Brian is left to be crucified, and a soon-to-be-dead Eric Idle starts singing a song about always looking on the bright side of life, aptly named "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life." The song caught on in popular media and, of course, war zones.

In 1982, the Falklands War was raging between Argentina and the United Kingdom. On the fourth of May, an Argentinian jet unleashed a lethal Exocet missile onto the British ship the HMS Sheffield. The ship was destroyed, and the crew was left to sit and wait for rescue. Sensing an abrupt drop of morale, the crew decided to cheer themselves up by singing. Appropriately, they sang "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life." And this, it turns out, would begin a truly insane tradition among British troops.

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A month later, the HMS Coventry was bombarded and eventually sunk. Sitting in the water while watching their ship flip over and fall to the depths, the crew could think of nothing better to do than sing a wonderfully ironic tune to cheer themselves back up. And stick it to the enemy as well.

Nearly a decade later, the tradition still hadn't died out. In 1991, during the Gulf War, British Tornado bombers often had the most dangerous missions. They were flying hazardous low-level bombing runs on Iraqi airfields in a storm of anti-aircraft fire. Every time they went up, they knew there was a good chance they might not return, so they needed something cheerful to send themselves off. Which is why they sang "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life."

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During the American Revolution, for instance, soldiers weren't always the most professional (mainly because they weren't professionals), which wasn't helped by the fact that they often went without pay, and their commanding officers were often stuffy, wealthy types. So the relationship often resembled what you saw between the students and principal in The Breakfast Club. There were ridiculous conflicts over the rules about how hats were to be worn, and soldiers got revenge by pulling childish pranks, like tying a hunk of burning straw to an officer's horse to make it freak out. It was basically high school, is what we're saying.

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Which brings us to one of the most Breakfast Club-ish examples of this behavior. There was at the time a standing order to not fire muskets in camp -- powder and shot were for war, not fun, and they didn't have unlimited amounts of either. However, it was also a rule that a soldier named Joseph Plumb Martin decided would be perfect for driving the officers crazy. All he needed was a loaded musket, some string, and a place to hide ... all three of which were pretty easy to come by in a military camp.

Once they were ready, a musket was loaded with the string connected to the trigger and placed inside an empty tent. Martin pulled the string, the weapon discharged, and the officers proceeded to go apeshit looking for the person responsible. Unable to locate the violator, they went back to officer-ing, and Martin rigged up another surprise. Moments later, the officers were once again on the hunt for the joker who was making a mockery of the standing orders. They proceeded to do this all through the night.

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Then everyone probably had a good laugh before dying of malaria.

So during one mission in 1971, first lieutenant Gordon Evans was flying a small propeller-driven scout plane and saw some North Vietnamese soldiers he wanted to shoot. His four machine guns would do the job beautifully. Except the darn rules of engagement said the soldiers had to fire at him first, and here is where you realize that war is fucking madness.

In order to get the enemy to shoot at him, Evans went in low, intentionally trying to provide a juicy target. No dice -- they just watched him fly by. He went around again, slower this time, deliberately trying to get the men on the ground with machine guns to try to murder him.

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Again, they refrained.

Finally, Evans decided he'd give them a target they couldn't resist. He came around again, landing gear down, full flaps, landing lights -- the equivalent of a "SHOOT ME DAMN IT" neon sign on his aircraft.

This time he got a reaction: Several dudes shot him ... the moon. They knew exactly what he was doing and were too smart to take the bait. So, in true "war is just high school with more guns" style, they dropped trou and full-on mooned him.

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The photos showed female as well as male participants, many of whom abhorred the idea of posing in a state of undress on the Internet, but damn it, they just had to express their support. And what else are they going to do, sign a petition?

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Although no one was likely disciplined for the stunt, army commanders didn't approve. One source told a British newspaper, "Everyone sees the funny side but there are people at senior levels in the army who do not consider this to be appropriate. They will be thinking 'Does this really show us in the professional light we want to be seen in?'" And really, when have soldiers ever acted unprofessionally?

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For more people enjoying themselves just a little too much during war, check out The 6 Coolest Things Said by Soldiers Before Killing People and The 10 Greatest Uses of Trash Talk in the History of War.