7 Random Animals That Decided The Course Of History.
All this proves to us is that animals have been secretly manipulating the course of human events for centuries. We are but pawns in the galactic schemes of adorable fuzzy animals.
Notable Comment:”So Clooney really sleeps naked with a pig? He just became 95% less hot.” If there's something 'unsexy' about sleeping with a pig, then I guess you'd better condemn every frat boy, Skull and Bones initiate, and Internet comedy writer as unsexy too.
6 Badass Tricks You Can Do With Fire (That Might Kill You)
All of these tricks are made approximately 80% more badass (and 120% more deadlier) with the addition of alcohol.
Notable Comment:”Why don't they have a Ruben's Tube gas fireplace?!? Swirling brandy in front of that would be awesome.” MightyScott reads a lot of books about zeppelins.
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7 Classic Star Wars Characters Who Totally Dropped The Ball.
This just confirms what we'd always expected: Star Wars has been lame from the beginning.
Notable Comment: “Let's face it, Porkins wasn't exactly a model Rebel pilot. If he hadn't died during the attack, he probably would have had a coronary during re-entry. I mean, come on, the guy's breathing heavy from sitting in a space ship! If not for that helmet, you probably could have seen beads of sweat on his forehead. His X-Wing kind of just bursts from the strain of carrying his fat ass all around space. It's actually a shame, though. Porkins had just spotted the Sbarro on the Death Star, and was just about to defect.” Siwelkire, this just convinces us that a movie about Porkins would have been way better than all three prequels combined.