Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree introduces you to a hero you may already be familiar with...
Check out past updates, in which Winston illustrated Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.