White Ninja Meets The Girl of His Dreams (And Blows It)

In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor, White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Got Rabies or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.

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