White Ninja: The World's Worst Hall Monitor

No, C+H uses edginess and WN uses dada. Lighten up. Don't be serious.

2/15/2009 4:37:39 PM

EpicFailComic

To those of you who know you don't like WN but still read it and then b***h about how much you don't like it, instead of giving the same old "if you don't like it don't read it" speach, I'm simply going to say this: CRACKED ISN'T AROUND TO CATER TO ONLY YOUR TASTES. They want to make everyone laugh -- that's their goal. And, like it or not, some of us actually do find White Ninja funny. So stop acting like you're some kind of royalty on this website and just let those of us who like this webcomic enjoy it.

2/14/2009 8:04:19 PM

TheJohn04

You navigated to a page that has a white ninja comic on it, stop complaining that this is what you got. About as bad as those of you who went to to see the newest Indiana Jones movie and were dissapointed. What world do you live in again? The one where what you reap and what you sow is not related, no I'm sorry sir and madame that world doesnt f**king exist.

2/14/2009 5:46:41 PM

magicalpants

redjimmy, your avatar is a fat naked man wearing some sort of sex toy. Don't talk about sophistication to me.

2/14/2009 4:15:05 PM

POLLY

Anyone who doesn't find WN funny probably doesn't get it. It's too subtle or sophisticated for them.

2/12/2009 5:38:14 AM

redjimmy

yep, this one sucked too.

2/9/2009 3:15:41 PM

Blammo

LOL! I've got to Register in here. Just to tell whiteninja its one of the best webcomics out there. And for all of you that dont like it, simply dont read it. geez.. whats with the drama ?

GO GO GO White-Ninja ! :D

2/9/2009 10:20:35 AM

Evahne

Swaimfan, ever heard of the noisy minority? The old saying goes, if you like something, you will tell one person. If you hate something, you will tell ten people. There are obviously people out there that think white ninja is funny, otherwise it never would have come to cracked staff's attention.
I don't think white ninja is the best comic I've ever seen, but if the point I'm making is that I don't have to read it. Obviously, the guys at cracked think its funny, and they want to share it. Since you didnt like my original analogy, (which clearly works; white ninja isn't the only thing in the cracked store... They have plenty of room for pizza and blood soaked toilet paper or whatever) how about this; I don't like britney spears' music. I think her record contract could be put to better use with some band banging away in a garage somewhere. But I don't go buy her cds, listen to them, then write her record company to b***h about how crappy they were. I just avoid them, cos I don't like them. f*****g simple.
I don't buy your theory that wn takes away another potential post, either. In the 24 hr period in which it was posted, it was one of 7 posts. 7!!! It's not like it was your only cracked fix that day.
Maybe next time, instead of reading a comic you know you dislike, then voicing your-somewhat irrelevant- objection, maybe you should just NOT click on the icon, and go to garfield.com or whatever else floats your boat.
CRACKED, I got your back.

2/9/2009 9:15:43 AM

DaneRocks

Dear Cracked -

As you're probably well aware by now, White Ninja doesn't seem to be doing the job for many of your viewers. I base this on the vitriolic commentary which follows every strip you post, and on the fact that it just isn't funny. I've seen only one that was amusing, and I'll laugh at pretty much anything. (Blame the drugs.) Seriously, I even caught myself chuckling at an ad for "Two and a Half Men" the other day. That's what a dirty little laugh-s**t I am...yet WN continues to leave me unamused, unaroused and very hungry.

As a possible replacement, I humbly submit for your consideration the strip Wondermark, which can be viewed at www.wondermark.com....it makes me laugh even harder than Swaim, leaves me even more aroused than DOB and satiates my hunger even more than Gladstone.

Yours,
Byron

2/9/2009 7:27:14 AM

thebyron

evey time i say to myself "hey another white ninja, i know i shouldn't give it another chance, i know he's abused my sense of humour too many times before, but maybe he's changed... maybe this time will be different..."
cracked, i'm asking you now, please, stop the hurt

2/9/2009 7:15:04 AM

barnstormer

DAMN YOU WHITE NINJA! You pulled a disability joke, which, if you weren't s**t, would have been funny!

2/9/2009 5:50:39 AM

Dresden10589

I meant to say "there was no demand".

Apologies to anyopne I've let down with this unfortunate typo.

2/9/2009 5:45:02 AM

Swaimfan

"Do you go to the store, buy food you hate, eat it, then complain because the store stocks said food? Think about it..."

I'd complain if the shop stocking that crap product which no one liked was stopping it from stocking a product which everyone liked. Instead of posting this comic they could post something else.
To work properly, your analogy would have a shop that didn't stock pizza because the freezer was full of bags of chuck norris jokes written on toilet paper and soaked in children's blood for which they was no demand outside of a few weirdos who say

"You're just too stuck up to enjoy the simplicity of chuck norris joke toilet paper in children's blood. A bag of that makes me smile."

and

"i tink day no more bout being a store than u lol"

2/9/2009 5:43:25 AM

Swaimfan

There's a hint of irony in the fact that he was running in order to get her to reach enough speed to send her flying.

2/9/2009 1:09:30 AM

Haedrian

Love White Ninja! Loved them since the Sheaf!

2/8/2009 10:47:48 PM

SereneFirefly

was i the only one who noticed the casasupernova ad. they can fuckarightaoffa with there stupid f*****g wolfmotheresque t-shits

2/8/2009 10:45:47 PM

stucazz

Why boxers shouldn't kick their opponent (OUCH):

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=250f5eefa438174941e8&page=3&viewtype=&category=mr

2/8/2009 9:51:07 PM

dalekiloveyou

you all suck

2/8/2009 9:29:58 PM

Mr.Cool

That applies just as well to your hate of people who hate White Ninja.

Logic is hard for...some people.

2/8/2009 8:00:03 PM

Acosmist

Hey everybody. I have a solution for your hate of White Ninja.

Shut the f**k up.

2/8/2009 7:18:41 PM

OliviaSFA