White Ninja: The World's Worst Hall Monitor
In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Got Rabies or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
No, C+H uses edginess and WN uses dada. Lighten up. Don't be serious.
ReplyYou navigated to a page that has a white ninja comic on it, stop complaining that this is what you got. About as bad as those of you who went to to see the newest Indiana Jones movie and were dissapointed. What world do you live in again? The one where what you reap and what you sow is not related, no I'm sorry sir and madame that world doesnt f**king exist.
Replyredjimmy, your avatar is a fat naked man wearing some sort of sex toy. Don't talk about sophistication to me.
ReplyAnyone who doesn't find WN funny probably doesn't get it. It's too subtle or sophisticated for them.
Replyyep, this one sucked too.
ReplyLOL! I've got to Register in here. Just to tell whiteninja its one of the best webcomics out there. And for all of you that dont like it, simply dont read it. geez.. whats with the drama ?
ReplyGO GO GO White-Ninja ! :D
Swaimfan, ever heard of the noisy minority? The old saying goes, if you like something, you will tell one person. If you hate something, you will tell ten people. There are obviously people out there that think white ninja is funny, otherwise it never would have come to cracked staff's attention.
ReplyI don't think white ninja is the best comic I've ever seen, but if the point I'm making is that I don't have to read it. Obviously, the guys at cracked think its funny, and they want to share it. Since you didnt like my original analogy, (which clearly works; white ninja isn't the only thing in the cracked store... They have plenty of room for pizza and blood soaked toilet paper or whatever) how about this; I don't like britney spears' music. I think her record contract could be put to better use with some band banging away in a garage somewhere. But I don't go buy her cds, listen to them, then write her record company to bitch about how crappy they were. I just avoid them, cos I don't li
evey time i say to myself "hey another white ninja, i know i shouldn't give it another chance, i know he's abused my sense of humour too many times before, but maybe he's changed... maybe this time will be different..."
Replycracked, i'm asking you now, please, stop the hurt
DAMN YOU WHITE NINJA! You pulled a disability joke, which, if you weren't shit, would have been funny!
ReplyI meant to say "there was no demand".
ReplyApologies to anyopne I've let down with this unfortunate typo.
"Do you go to the store, buy food you hate, eat it, then complain because the store stocks said food? Think about it..."
ReplyI'd complain if the shop stocking that crap product which no one liked was stopping it from stocking a product which everyone liked. Instead of posting this comic they could post something else.
To work properly, your analogy would have a shop that didn't stock pizza because the freezer was full of bags of chuck norris jokes written on toilet paper and soaked in children's blood for which they was no demand outside of a few weirdos who say
"You're just too stuck up to enjoy the simplicity of chuck norris joke toilet paper in children's blood. A bag of that makes me smile."
and
"i tink day no more bout being a store than u lol"
There's a hint of irony in the fact that he was running in order to get her to reach enough speed to send her flying.
ReplyLove White Ninja! Loved them since the Sheaf!
Replywas i the only one who noticed the casasupernova ad. they can fuckarightaoffa with there stupid fucking wolfmotheresque t-shits
Replyyou all suck
ReplyThat applies just as well to your hate of people who hate White Ninja.
ReplyLogic is hard for...some people.
Hey everybody. I have a solution for your hate of White Ninja.
ReplyShut the fuck up.
And to all people who say "well if you dun liek it dun reed it":
ReplyCRACKED wastes an update on this. Maybe I could've been reading something actually funny than this crap. If this wasn't the case, I'm sure we WOULD leave this shit alone.
love white ninja.
Replyalways the perfect shape for printing on toilet paper
I like how CRACKED tried to justify still putting this shit up.
Reply"OH YEAH WELL SOMEONE SAID THEY WERE THE FUNNIEST SO THERE"