Seriously. It's the weekend after Christmas and before New Years. Winter Break for most of you. Get off the internet. Stop reading a round-up. Spend time with your family. Even if you don't celebrate the holidays, it's Saturday. Go out and play.

First up, Swaim uncovers a trouble ring of child-abuse disguised as Youtube videos. Meanwhile, Bucholz laments the miserable future of gaming, while Brockway details real-live Christmas villains. And if all of that is too depressing, DOB invites you to eat dicks.

The 20 Most Ridiculous Batman Comics Ever Released
"Batman is a Zebra for some reason!

Notable Comment: Viergacht says "Bat baby's legs are disturbingly well-muscled." And that was a disturbing thing to notice.

6 Musicians Who Predicted Their Own Death in Song
So, if some hot young artist releases "I Got Stabbed to Death (Sometime in February)," fly like a bat outta hell and buy up all of their music, because that shit's worth is about to skyrocket.

Notable Comment:Wha? says "You missed all those pre-1966 Paul McCartney songs...idiots." Uh...Is...Did you murder Paul McCartney?

8 Old School Toys That Got Badass Makeovers
Two years from now, Barbie will have a transforming machine gun and the ability to fly, and it will be the only toy anyone will ever buy ever again. Ever.

Notable Comment:A lot of commenters mentioned the fact that Fox & Friends (never heard of it) ripped off this article on their Christmas morning show. We don't exactly look too kindly on plagiarists, so Fox better watch its ass. If you folks have any further info, please post it below.

7 Stupid People Who Sued the Scientific Method
We're making our prediction now: Someone is going to sue science for not inventing a potion that makes them not act like a douchebag.

Notable Comment: Man_of_Paper says "Holy christ. I'm never looking at comments again." You will never know how much we envy you.

There are Certain Advantages to Being the Office Gay Guy
But there's also all that gay sex, so, it's really sort of a tie.

Boobs on Things That Don't Normally Have Boobs
We're practically giving money away! Wait, not practically. Totally. We're totally giving away money to people, people with mediocre to decent Photoshop skills. People like you. Wouldn't you like to be a person like you? This week, you can be by entering our latest contest, Most Embarrassing Photos of 2009.

Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners?
Contribute your own.


if only my legs were the same length my pictures would be level.
by kiwadimundi

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I'll stand over here, guys. I suffer from claus-trophobia.
by blackrifice


Oh God I hope I'm not on his naughty list.
by GrizzledBastard

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That's right, even on Christmas Eve, I have nothing better to do than try to write a craption.
by queenarcoleptia


by Clauschwitz

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FINALLY an audience that will appreciate "An Inconvenient Truth."
by dystopic


i have a few issues with the accuracy of this nativity scene.
by vik

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The Passion of the Claus
by Wazula


'Wait, wait, cut. Can somebody tell the extras to cut it out? They're out-acting Keanu.'
by dying_in_back

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Reminds me of my highschool days. Everybody was so fake.
by Bell110


Hi, I'd like to talk to you about Scientology...
by drifter1717

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This politically correct holiday thing is getting out of hand, I don't even know what we're celebrating anymore.
by Straxus


This is NOT the Hall of Justice! Fucking Mapquest!
by queenarcoleptia

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This sounded a lot cooler when we were high.
by Mr.Lumberjack

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