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Boobs on Things That Don't Normally Have Boobs

By CRACKED Readers December 25, 2008 317,317 views
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This is not our fault.

We offered our fans a simple contest. An exercise of their artistic ability. We wanted it to be a Christmas present to them, and to you. That they would produce dozens of images that will haunt your nightmares is something we could not have anticipated nor controlled.

We offered $50 to someone who could use Photoshop to portray, "something with boobs, that does not usually have boobs." Yes, we regret it, and apologize for having no choice but to inflict them upon you. They start out okay, but about half way through the list you will begin your descent into madness.

NSF fucking W.

#33.


by MalachiConstant


#32.


by MalachiConstant


#31.


by SpaceJase


#30.


by Dr.Macaroni


#29.


by Dan The Great


#28.


by jcore


#27.


by McBeefy


#26.


by Jrizzok


#25.


by SpaceJase


#24.


by Meggito


#23.


by SpaceJase


#22.


by Rott


#21.


by capricia133


#20.


by Noisewater


#19.


by capricia13


#18.


by lordlim


#17.


by loud


#16.


by jcore


#15.


by qwk_chik


#14.


by Glenn


#13.


by capricia13


#12.


by Marsupial


#11.


by joscott


#10.


by Wibblewobble


#9.


by lordlim


#8.


by dws


#7.


by capricia13


#6.


by BennyB


#5.


by Tupper


#4.


by Saccharin


#3.


by Noisewater


#2.


by McBeefy


And the winner is...


by uncle_peppers



Congrats, uncle_peppers. You win money.


Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. Your theme is:

Most Embarrassing Photos of 2009.

Note the year - we're asking you to look into the future here. Every year there are pics celebrities would prefer we forget, but that will live on forever (ie, George Bush ducking a thrown shoe). Well, fast forward a year from now and photoshop for us what the most embarrassing pictures of 2009 will look like. The best entry gets $50.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out 25 Awesome Ways to Break Bad News. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.



and look, they're happy boobies! (#1 cough)

6/14/2009 12:30:17 AM
Mr.McCreepy

#12

I don't think I would mind having that mouse...

5/27/2009 7:49:15 PM
SIMM0NS77

#3

Why? For the love of all that is good and holy, WHY?!!!!

4/26/2009 6:55:59 PM
ATWolf

The only thing worse than this is no nipple shoops. f*****g horrifying.

2/3/2009 5:20:23 PM
Dark

Hoooray for Rule 34

1/30/2009 8:04:02 PM
bedard

i got an idea for a new list:
top 33 pictures that should have never existed.

1/4/2009 12:58:49 PM
Thorn

Wow... I didn't think it could happen, but I genuinely got sick from some of these post. That's Great!

Also, #24 isn't that bad, if you go onto gametrailers.com, and search Haloid, by Monty Oum.

12/30/2008 1:46:45 PM
Chojinra

First off- This will haunt my dreams forever. The guy in #1 puts me to sleep with his show but I think #6 should've won

12/30/2008 7:08:55 AM
sm112192

thats. f***ing. horrifying.

12/30/2008 12:55:54 AM
crvenazvezda

Awesome, I was waiting for the boobs on boob picture.

But I didn't not think it was going to be that disturbing.

12/29/2008 8:55:18 PM
Insaneoflex

#11 is my personal favorite, but the winner is pretty damn brilliant.

12/29/2008 3:03:19 AM
McKay

#3 made me throw up in my mouth....

12/28/2008 10:57:40 PM
JustFakeIt

Right. I think #6 has scarred me irrevocably. Well down but horrifying.

And did anyone else look at #17 and think 'I bet Cynthia Plaster-Caster could convince one of her 'doners' to get that done'.

12/28/2008 10:35:55 PM
ka_la_la_lira

Roy-Drage: That's a little harsh don't you think? Make it a lake of dicks.

12/28/2008 9:28:29 PM
OliviaSFA

LOL at Iron Man one.

Winning one is based off the Grand Teton.

12/28/2008 4:11:34 PM
kremzeek94

(.)(.) !!

12/28/2008 8:41:11 AM
FRANKENSLUT

wow.

12/28/2008 6:10:17 AM
zkzkan

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on a wealthy datiing site ___R i c h L o v e s . c o m___@@@ last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
lolQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

12/28/2008 3:33:34 AM
oscarfeng

who picks the number 1's, that was s**t, whoever picks them should die in a sea of penises

12/27/2008 5:07:02 PM
Roy-Drage

Lovin' #3, it made me laugh AND it creeped me out; well done!

12/27/2008 4:20:11 PM
BrickFight