6 'Adorable' YouTube Videos That Qualify as Child Abuse
Irrevocable emotional trauma: just precious.
When not giving guided tours of YouTube's nether-world, Michael is the head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
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I don't think this guy knows what child abuse is.
ReplyThat was a very convincing British accent! I'm impressed!
ReplyAw, I miss Animorphs.
ReplyAs funny as this was, I wouldn't call it child abuse.
ReplyMore like really, really s**tty parenting.
I died at the Swaim Pirate! XD
Replyi felt so bad for the little fat kid ;; he was so nervous poor chubz
ReplyThe clip featuring the politically active kid actually creeped me out. Why? Because, this kid will rule the f**king world when he's old enough. Is that not horrifying, the possibility of superpoliticans, bred from birth to run our society?
Replywhat was that happy birthday kid really afraid of?
ReplyYeah man, Animorphs kicked ass! :D
ReplyRight on!
Man, the creepy pirate had me cracking up
ReplyI lost a contact I was crying so hard at that. Man my chest hurts from laughing.
That last cussing kid nearly killed me:
Reply"He's a little fucking bitch!"
"Who's a little fucking bitch?"
"Batman!"
LMAO
i believe what he said is "momma!"
okay #5 is fucked up
ReplyThere is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps
Replyabout "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.
You make one creepy ass pirate
Replynow?
Reply#5 and #1 were the best
Replythat is my phone.the phone he was holding
ReplySwaim as the pirate was the best thing Ive seen on this site
Replywow. i would marry you in a heartbeat.
ReplyLOL
Replybrilliant.
Last kid was so funny.