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The 20 Most Ridiculous Batman Comics Ever Released

By Juan Arteaga December 22, 2008 449,146 views
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Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.

These are the stupid ones.

#20.
Detective Comics: 241

This is what happens when Batman is written by Liberace.

Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.

#19.
Batman: 48

"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, you the kid in the back."

"So your bat-cave is right under Bruce Wayne's house?"

"You betcha!"

"And the only entrance is through a staircase connected to Bruce Wayne's house, right?"

"Right again!"

"So...so you are Bruce Wayne, then?"

"Ah- Oh. Well, that's an interesting question with a pretty --HOLY SHIT SMOKE BOMB! " ::Batman throws smoke bomb and runs off::

#18.
Detective Comics: 339

"Gee, Batman, why'd you pick up the Gorilla Bomb in the first place?"

"Gee, Robin, how about you stop shitting yourself and get over here and help me?"

#17.
Detective Comics: 119

"And this is what I'm going to do to goddamn stupid Batman and Robin! I am going to throw this snowball with a rock in it right into their stupid faces! And then I'm going to kick them in their tiny dicks while they are on the ground going all 'Oooh! Please don't kill us Mister Criminal!'"

"Pete... Pete! For fuck's sake, shut up!"

"In a second, I'm telling Snow-Batman here what I'm about to do to his dead mother's corpse."

#16.
Batman: 133

Batman, Bat-Mite, Bat-Hound and Batwoman? This is so Bat-retarded we want our Bat-money back!

#15.
Batman: 122

Because everything is about you, Robin.

#14.
Batman: 191

Yes, Batman is going to take off his clothes for money... like your mom.

#13.
Batman: 29

The Batmobile went through some weird design stages.

#12.
Batman: 196

Part 1 of the great 'Robin, stop asking stupid questions and look behind you' saga.

#11.
Batman: 209

Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Okey, I can tell you're simply going by covers & not content. If you'd actualy READ any of these comics, Batman 66 would have been on the top of your list because the story was all about boners & dick jokes.

Batman 122 does belong here though. Batwoman is a lesbian. Why would she marry Batman?

6/4/2009 10:58:18 PM
likalaruku

Superdickery.com is way better.

5/24/2009 1:25:05 AM
bustos26

Hey guys. I went to a site that has live voting for the Top 100 Comic Book Characters. If you like Batman. COme vote and keep him at the top! Jokers in the top ten as well I think.

http://www.bigsmudge.com/rankings/top-100-comic-book-characters

Enjoy friends.

3/15/2009 1:54:42 PM
biobroli

Best wet t-shirt show ever! Giggity

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2e09eaa3bd2ebf4b5366

3/9/2009 9:30:50 PM
dalekiloveyou

Wouldn't Robin's shorts break some sort of decency law?

3/9/2009 3:27:28 PM
RuvreeJohnson

Wow...Robin likes to self asphyxiate...
Who could have thought?

3/9/2009 10:25:48 AM
Cockonutpete

i checked that website you suggested (superdickery.com) it's toss. cracked is well better.

3/9/2009 7:39:34 AM
alcoholicchris

There's much more of that stuff (with funnier captions) on the one and only Superdickery.com.

Also, don't complain next time someone rips off one of your articles.

3/9/2009 3:20:13 AM
MajorDSaster

I am a giant Batman nerd, sorry but #7 was a mock of the Paul is Dead myth. The Oliver Twists were supposed to be the Beatles and "Saul" was rumored to have died and been replaced with a double but it was the rest of the band who had died in a car crash, were replaced and "Saul" was the only original band member to be alive.


..............sorry for the nerd moment.

3/8/2009 2:33:44 PM
SystemError

to me, 20 was the best. no idea why. just is.

also, i am greatly disturbed by Robin's lack of pants. am i alone on this?

3/8/2009 2:12:13 PM
Mrs.Lovett

I don't think #1 is that funny. I say #3 is the funniest.

3/7/2009 8:33:32 PM
jaman23

#3 should definitely been #1

3/7/2009 5:27:36 PM
Batman?

Nice job ripping from Superdickery, jackass.

3/6/2009 11:17:05 PM
PeakJ

Oh sorry for the double post...but in case anyone wasn't paying attention i was referring to the "How many ways can a Robin Die" one

3/5/2009 6:49:54 PM
HelterSkelter44

sounds to me like Robin is trapped in some kinda Groundhog Day-like scenario, except every instead of waking up to repeat the day...he wakes up to a new day...naked....in the Batbed

3/5/2009 6:48:43 PM
HelterSkelter44

Hey guys, there is a site that has the top 100 comic characters. The polls just opened, so everything is really close right now. I voted for Batman, but he's rated around 9th place. Hopefully some educated comic fans can get in there and help turn the tide for the greatest comic characters of all time! Check it out.

http://www.bigsmudge.com/rankings/top-100-comic-book-characters

See ya there!
BJ

2/13/2009 4:04:01 PM
biobroli

Is it just me, or did they totally not read the comics and simply comment on the cover art?

On another note, the story in #2 is even more ridiculous than the cover.

2/3/2009 2:10:27 PM
batgirl95

re: big cat head batman. he is the Tiger-Force, the revelation! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eBgJbYVuwEY/SQY3CDRKZhI/AAAAAAAAAPE/zLwj3yjI2tE/s1600-h/FOREVERPEOPLE03-21.jpg

1/6/2009 12:19:08 AM
groonk

oh my....if only the laughter would stop... but as long as I wear a pink batsuit , my shame will not disappear...good article btw

1/2/2009 3:08:51 AM
leangelodemorte

I find it quite patronising that the spambots all have Chinese names and stupid English. Someone make them f**k off, please!

Number 9 was my favourite. I'm driving myself to distraction just trying to imagine the sequence of events that led up to that moment, not to mention how they overcome being "two-dimensional creatures".

12/29/2008 2:14:02 AM
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