HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE, BATMAN!
5 Superpowers from the Bible that Put Marvel and DC to Shame
If there was a just God in this world, he would promptly give us a zombie army. Come on.
Notable Comment: Atavist says "This article covers Judaism and Christianity but leaves out the other major Religion of the Book, Islam. Now Mohammed had only one superpower, but it was a doozy. He had the ability to make the sexy time with about 10-20 women a night, every night." Nothing super about that, guy. Every member of the Cracked editorial staff is also capable of this alleged "power."
AD-TACK OF THE CLONES!
The 5 Creepiest Advertising Techniques of the Near Future
Please don't hold it against us that we happen to have a terrifying advertising spambot that lives in our comments section.
Notable Comment: homage says "Well researched, well cited, unencumbered by awkward attempts at "OMG BOOBS jokery" yet playful and fun, and rounded off with a hilariously ironic comment section featuring suddenly-totally-revelant spambots. This is my favourite Cracked article in months, fellas!" Thanks, we're happy that you stopped by to say that, homage. You know, too often we're faced with the difficult task of reconciling humor with integrity and--OMG BOOBS!
BATMAN VS. THE ORPHANAGE!
7 Most Laughably Mismatched Superhero Battles
Most Superman comics are naturally boring anyway, but Superman vs. The Puzzler? Epic boring.
Notable Comment: EbuzzMiller says "There's a lot of mismatches. Prankster vs Superman? Batman vs Killer Moth Robin vs Subtext?" That's just funny.