33 Astronomical Purchases That’ll Make Your Credit Card Go Limp

We don’t know about you guys, but whenever we order our oat milk latte and almond croissant (the reason we’ll never retire, we know, Uncle Larry), our hands get a little bit trembly as we reach out to tap our credit card. Kristen Wiig probably won’t pop up screaming, “Approved,” but on the rare occasion that it is approved, her voice rings out in our heads for sure. These ultra-rich folks with their ultra-extravagant toys, on the other hand, will probably never know that feeling. The affluent bastards.